Joke of the Day

What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?



BLEEEEACH.

How do you make Lady Gaga mad? Poker face.

I wish my grass was more emo. That way it would cut itself.

I want to go down on you and make you real happy. Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you good and hard. Sincerely, Gas Prices.

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Originally Posted by DOC

I want to go down on you and make you real happy. Then I want to come back up slowly and fuck you good and hard. Sincerely, Gas Prices.

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Less of a joke than it should be...filled the front tank on the pickup today...$54...[Rant1]

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

Less of a joke than it should be...filled the front tank on the pickup today...$54...[Rant1]

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Its BS that's for sure. They say its from trouble in Egypt but those guys would jack up prices for any reason that seems plausible or not.
A snow storm in Ohio makes it cold they jack up prices.

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Originally Posted by DOC

Its BS that's for sure. They say its from trouble in Egypt but those guys would jack up prices for any reason that seems plausible or not.
A snow storm in Ohio makes it cold they jack up prices.

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Egypt exports no oil

True the real joke is highjackers have taken over this thread and nobody noticed.

Somali imposters!

A Wish To Live Forever
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress get their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy