Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris's Daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.

Once Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

Chuck Norris can turn off the light and kick your ass before the room gets dark.

My son left his Chuck Norris action figure in my Daughter's room now all of her Barbies are pregnant.

Chuck Norris named his legs Law and Order and in middle that's named Special Victims Unit.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands... They are now known as the Islands.

Chuck Norris put Humpty Dumpty back together again

Chuck Norris doesn't need a control key on his keyboard because he is always in control.

Chuck Norris attacks sharks when he smells them bleed.

Tapeworms give food to Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' account at match.com was immediately teminated because no one is a match for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten