You can buy all that stuff at the "Army Surplus" stores.
And while I agree with the sentiments of all of you and would like nothing more than to see some faker achieve a permanent limp and suck soup through a straw for 6 months, I feel it necessary to caution that YOU will be the one charged with assault. YOU will be the one taken to jail. YOU wil be the one with the felony on your head. And YOU will be the one that loses your right to own guns and vote.
Dress 'em down verbally all you want, from all sides, the more the merrier. But don't lay a finger on a maggot like that and fuck up YOUR OWN life, it ain't worth that kind of sacrifice.
And FWIW, I never served either, but I sure as Hell don't want to see any of you that DID serve fuck up your lives over some worthless sack of shit poser. Even though they deserve the beatdown and pain, YOU are the one that will ultimately suffer.
Unless you have Ninja skillz, of course, and can remain unidentified. Then have at 'em!

