By good "little" whore...do you mean.........Midget per chance?
Hopefully I'll feel up to sitting in this chair and hanging out with you guys....this deal might suck, it might be easier than I think....hell, I don't know. We'll see.
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Jesus christ, my sentence structure really sucks sometimes.
Hey, if ya all get a chance to dine at the Red Mountain Grill in Silverthorn..........it's a pretty cool place with decent food.
...and depending on what you order, you might need some depends afterwards.
It was yummy though.
Never nailed a midget. It's on the bucket list though.[Muaha]
I'm not sure if it was a brewery...I don't think so, but the atmosphere was great, service decent and it was delicious.
....and if you're in the Glenwood Springs area, do Juicy Lucy Steak House. Really good shit.
What's your plans for the evening, gimpy?
My plans? This is it. Hang with my 8 year old stepson and 8 month old daughter while the wife's at work, keeping me in the lifestyle that I've become accustomed to.
'sup whores?
Heya HB
Sup HB? Just whoring away.
You ever get that HoneyBadger BBQ sauce?
Kabobs....good idea. I might do that tonight too. We'll have to post pics and see who's look best. It's a kabob throw-down!
*duct tapes an inflated rubber sex doll to JM's locker*
Shit....not too many veggies in the house....
We're going for the steak and shrimp angle....I like to have chicken on 'em too, but I'm thinking that ain't happening tonight.
Maybe HB headed off to the store for some ingredients.
Want an awesome marinade? This is a thin sauce that I use for a marinade for just about anything.
Thai BBQ Sauce
6 cloves Garlic, minced
2 tablespoons finely minced Ginger
8 Serrano Peppers or other small Chiles, minced, including seeds
4 small Green Onions, green and white parts, minced
1/4 cup Cilantro sprigs
1 tablespoon grated or minced Lime Zest
Juice from 3 Limes
1 cup Hoisin Sauce
1/2 cup Wine Vinegar (I use rice wine)
1/4 cup Thai or Vietnamese Fish Sauce
1/4 cup Honey
2 tablespoons dark Soy Sauce
2 tablespoons Cooking Oil
I'm thinking chicken and steak with whatever veggies I can round up. Can't drive to the store so you have a definite advantage.
Damn.....sounds tasty.
Um, ........we're evidently unsophisticated here, we're using shit out of a bottle. lol
It is however an Asian spicy sauce that was flown all the way from the orient, to Target in Brighton.
I've found that even basic bbq sauces still taste awesome on kabob stuff.
..our veggies will be:
mushrooms
zucchini
cherry 'maters
onion
bell pepper
eggplant...*gag*
I think I'll skip the eggplant. I dunno, it might be good grilled.
As long as it's a bottle of deliciousness, who cares where it comes from?
Eggplant is great grilled Zucchini too.
I got GilpinGal on my lap right now. I wish baby poop was worth something. I'd be "filthy" rich. <boooooooo!>
What the hell good is a Honey Badger that doesn't have any official Honey Badger bbq sauce?
might I add: babies poop A LOT.
Hello Mrs. GG.
Nice to meet ya. I'm Obc the intellect, Obc the artist, Obc the comedian, and just a general pain in the ass for most folks.
:)
Just bustin' your chops :D
oh, gotta run - he's gettin super fussy!
*tapes a 12" black strap-on to JM's locker* [Muaha]
Gotta run (limp) to the freezer to get some flesh defrosting for the throw-down.