What is the ONE thing at the top of your Christmas list?

I have changed my Christmas List. I will be picking up my Christmas bonus on the way home tonight. A bottle of 1800.

Just wished I would get my bonus but that's not happening, guess it's coal all the way around this year.

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Originally Posted by buckshotbarlow

My wife has the only thing i want....2 tits, a hole and a heartbeat....

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ever thought about writing greeting cards as a sideline?

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Originally Posted by Mazin

Just wished I would get my bonus but that's not happening, guess it's coal all the way around this year.

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No real bonus, but if we can close pesky open projects by EOY it will be a little bump in the Q4 commissions that also collect the year end reconciliation. Alas, that is not paid until the end of January.

I want accelerated global warming. I'm already tired of Winter and it's not even January yet....I'd prefer a hammock stretched between two palm trees in my back yard to this white stuff that falls out of the sky.

Rising sea levels? -yeah, that's not going to affect CO in my lifetime! [Muaha]

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Originally Posted by hatidua

I want accelerated global warming. I'm already tired of Winter and it's not even January yet....I'd prefer a hammock stretched between two palm trees in my back yard to this white stuff that falls out of the sky.

Rising sea levels? -yeah, that's not going to affect CO in my lifetime! [Muaha]

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+1 had to cancel a trip to the tropic. Feel so much worse now that we knew where we couldve been.

A hooker for a day.

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Originally Posted by mcjhr

A hooker for a day.

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Dude, I'm pretty sure you could stand on a corner for a day without it having to be for Christmas.

Sorry the companionship of a hooker, for a day.

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Originally Posted by zteknik

It's a longshot -but I would love to have my family together for Christmas.
I know most people cant stand when the family gets together,but we haven't been together on Christmas for over 15 years.
Some of my family passed away and it would be nice to just be a family again,even if it's just for the Holidays..

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^This. My mother's got dementia now, Dad's not doing the best trying to care for Mom: and they're back in NY. My siblings are far away as well. No time or $$$ to travel, so it's Christmas in the Rockies again this year.