Best one liner?

If that guy had a brainstorm it would be a light drizzle.

Lets compromise and do it my way.

If it hurts don't do it, unless you like it then do it again

Suck it up and act like a man.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screeming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

you are just you;r daddies little squirt

You can't fix stupid.

His elevator does not go to the top floor!
He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic!
He's a half bubble out of plumb!
He's one brick short of a load!
He's dumber than a pile of dirt!
I'm busier than a one legged man in a but kicking contest!
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man!

I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

Sharp as a bag of marbles.

I'm your huckleberry
You're a daisy if you do!
you look like a dog shitting peach stones

Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone that you meet.