Where do you keep your home defense weapon?

Ball point pen on the nightstand and whistle under the bed.

Honestly, I just plan on pissing myself and hope that the assailant is a rapist and that he/she doesn't have some weird piss fetish.

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Honestly, I just plan on pissing myself and hope that the assailant is a rapist and that he/she doesn't have some weird piss fetish.

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Don't forget vomit and gas for backup [ROFL1]

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Honestly, I just plan on pissing myself and hope that the assailant is a rapist and that he/she doesn't have some weird piss fetish.

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Reminds me of a moot court. A couple of hijackers (this was before the term 'terrorists' became so fashionable) got into the cockpit of an in-flight 707. They were making demands and the speechless pilot stood up, looked the gunman right in the eye and...threw up right in his face. The crew regained control of the aircraft.

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Originally Posted by whitbaby

Reminds me of a moot court. A couple of hijackers (this was before the term 'terrorists' became so fashionable) got into the cockpit of an in-flight 707. They were making demands and the speechless pilot stood up, looked the gunman right in the eye and...threw up right in his face. The crew regained control of the aircraft.

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So.... you're saying it actually works? [LOL]


Cue sarcasm: YAY! WE DON'T NEED GUNS! I'LL JUST PUKE ON MY ASSAILANT AND TELL MY WIFE AND CHILD TO DO THE SAME! [facepalm]