*Half the audience just teleported home.
LOL. Well done.
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*Half the audience just teleported home.
LOL. Well done.
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
(Sorry, I'm really into the dad jokes these days)
What do you get when you plant kisses?
Option #1. TULIPS
Option #2. HERPES
There are two types of people in this world:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because it'd be a chicken sedan if it had 4.
Knock knock
.................Whos there?
Little old lady
................. Little old lady who?
I just taught you how to yodel!
Try it
Ours has 3 doors, so that makes it a hatchback...Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Pun intended, of course.
[Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by 68Charger
How can you tell when a hot pepper is angry?
They get jalapeno face.
Hehe Justin