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The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised.
He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."
Why aren't little girls known for farting?
The don't get A**holes until they're Married.
Meh
What do you call a Nanny with implants?
A faux pair
Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
What do hillbillies do for fun?
Pump kin.
What's worse than a cardboard box?
Paper jugs
What's the difference between a dog & a fox?
7 shots of jagermeister
What should you do if you find your spouse staggering around?
Aim higher
Why do doctors smack a baby's behind just after being born?
To knock the nub off the smart/dumb ones.
What is the best thing to come out of Wales?
The M4