The post whore thread.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Some like sneaking in through the back door

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I bet he knows all about that "back door". [flamingo]

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I bet he knows all about that "back door". [flamingo]

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Probably has an autographed copy of

http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/e/elt...cowboy(12).jpg

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Originally Posted by brutal

Fawk.

Annual self-appraisal (overdue step).

The corporate swimsuit competition.

1. Learn shit
2. Apply shit
3. Make money
4. Keep em happy
5. Rinse, repeat next year

Sucks that I've been productive for 40 years and one bad quarter now could land me on the street like an old used up dishrag.

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Heres what you could do to fight the age thing... Get some skinny jeans, horned rim glasses, grow a beard, shave your head, get a dirty cardigan and one of those little commie hats and some 80s sneakers, some kind of animal tattoo on your arm, an iPhone, iPad, iMac, a fixed gear bicycle to ride to work, an rtd ecopass, and some organic food in a mason jar inside your beat up messenger bag. Show up to work tomorrow and act like a fucking idiot and just chat up your boss about the new microbrew/distillery you are opening in some shitty part of Denver.

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Originally Posted by bogie

Heres what you could do to fight the age thing... Get some skinny jeans, horned rim glasses, grow a beard, shave your head, get a dirty cardigan and one of those little commie hats and some 80s sneakers, some kind of animal tattoo on your arm, an iPhone, iPad, iMac, a fixed gear bicycle to ride to work, an rtd ecopass, and some organic food in a mason jar inside your beat up messenger bag. Show up to work tomorrow and act like a fucking idiot and just chat up your boss about the new microbrew/distillery you are opening in some shitty part of Denver.

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That's Irving funny right there.

However, I primarily work from home or commute to DIA. Haven't been to the local office in years. Even visiting a client occasionally that's right across the street, I have zero reason to go into the office.



But I know you knew that...

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Originally Posted by brutal

However, I primarily work from home or commute to DIA. Haven't been to the local office in years. Even visiting a client occasionally that's right across the street, I have zero reason to go into the office.

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Is your F-You money on lock?
http://jlcollinsnh.com/2011/06/06/wh...d-f-you-money/

I know mine is not, but I've made it my priority.
Good luck, and I hope that you're just being overly worried and everything goes fine long enough for the F-You money to kick in.

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Originally Posted by Irving

Is your F-You money on lock?
http://jlcollinsnh.com/2011/06/06/wh...d-f-you-money/

I know mine is not, but I've made it my priority.
Good luck, and I hope that you're just being overly worried and everything goes fine long enough for the F-You money to kick in.

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Us seniors call that, coffee can money.

Irving, got your message. I'll give you a dignified response once I'm off work.

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Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

Irving, got your message. I'll give you a dignified response once I'm off work.

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Thanks, I was just about to give you a -1 in the feedback forum as a financial advisor.

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Originally Posted by Irving

Thanks, I was just about to give you a -1 in the feedback forum as a financial advisor.

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You should probably still do that. I'm not a financial advisor. [ROFL1]

Irving should get a -1 for expecting to get financial advice from guys who spend more money on guns than their kid's college fund.