How does every good joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
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How does every good joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.
Confucius once said that lingerie is not the best thing on earth, just next to it.
When is a pixie not a pixie?
When he has his head under a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin.
What does DNA stand for?
National Association of Dyslexics
Confucius once said a foolish man gives his wife a grand piano & a wise man gives his wife an upright organ.
Why don't women ever blink during foreplay?
They don't have enough time.
How can you tell when your husband is planning for the future?
He buys 2 cases of beer
Quite the roll there, ChickNorris.
How do you throw a party in outer space?
You planet.
Confucius once said that war doesnt determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Whew... finally!