The post whore thread.

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08-21-2013, 15:32
Rooskibar03

I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....

Now I'm not going to get anything done.
08-21-2013, 15:49
JM Ver. 2.0

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Originally Posted by Rooskibar03

I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....

Now I'm not going to get anything done.

Welcome to my world.......
08-21-2013, 15:50
JM Ver. 2.0

I'm watching the Little League World Series... Japan just went ahead by 1 with a home run. They tied the game on a home run. I hope they kick the crap out of Mexico.
08-21-2013, 16:29
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

I'm watching the Little League World Series... Japan just went ahead by 1 with a home run. They tied the game on a home run. I hope they kick the crap out of Mexico.

Or use them for the dinner special.
08-21-2013, 16:33
strm_trpr

I have been on a nutnfancy fest, watching too many of his videos, my wife now fears his voice because each time he reviews a product i order it.
08-21-2013, 16:36
waxthis

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Originally Posted by roberth

http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000...ll_xlarge.jpeg

Oh hell yes! Now that's what I'm talking about!!!!
08-21-2013, 16:44
waxthis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rooskibar03

I dont know why but work is no longer blocking the site.....

Now I'm not going to get anything done.

Work allows this site, however it blocks this thread, bastards. Lucky for me, I can hack my way through.
08-21-2013, 16:47
waxthis

Man, I really don't feel like doing 12 miles in this wind....F$&k
08-21-2013, 17:07
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

Man, I really don't feel like doing 12 miles in this wind....F$&k

the wind is a training tool DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
08-21-2013, 17:25
wax_job

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.
08-21-2013, 17:32
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by wax_job

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

Konichiwa, Iron Chef, M&M Ichiban test to commence.
08-21-2013, 17:34
wax_job

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Konichiwa, Iron Chef, M&M Ichiban test to commence.

What is the point.... Morimoto would win anyway...
08-21-2013, 17:36
buffalobo

Re: The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wax_job

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

You're a good man wj, your dedication to science is admirable.

Look forward to AAR, and pics.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.
08-21-2013, 17:51
spittoon

hello you key board whores is it cool and damp in you moms basement this evening [dig][Coffee]
08-21-2013, 17:55
buffalobo

Re: The post whore thread.

Fuk that, I make mom and wife stay in basement.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.
08-21-2013, 17:55
waxthis

The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wax_job

Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.

I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.

Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.

When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc
Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A

along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.

There can be only one.

You should drink more often..:)
08-21-2013, 17:57
roberth

yes it is
08-21-2013, 17:57
spittoon

Quote:

Originally Posted by buffalobo

Fuk that, I make mom and wife stay in basement.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

ha ha i am only talkin shit the wife is not home or i would be in the basement foldin close
08-21-2013, 17:58
buffalobo

Re: The post whore thread.

Chugga chugga, toot toot, ding ding, choo choo.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.
08-21-2013, 17:58
waxthis

The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

the wind is a training tool DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wiped out at the 4 mile mark...Sticking with 10's for now.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/22/equjuve3.jpg
08-21-2013, 18:01
spittoon

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

Wiped out at the 4 mile mark...Sticking with 10's for now.
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/08/22/equjuve3.jpg

wow all that means is you can drink 7 light beers
08-21-2013, 18:03
waxthis

The post whore thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by buffalobo

Fuk that, I make mom and wife stay in basement.

Sent from my electronic ball and chain.

I like this!
08-21-2013, 18:07
spittoon

got to go the wife is home[panic]
08-21-2013, 18:36
roberth

nice rainstorm came through
08-21-2013, 19:13
roberth

you call yerselves hoze

you haven't laid a line in here for 30 minutes!!
08-21-2013, 19:14
JM Ver. 2.0

Someone needs to entertain me tonight......
08-21-2013, 19:15
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

you call yerselves hoze

you haven't laid a line in here for 30 minutes!!

What now, biznatch?
08-21-2013, 19:15
roberth

i'm eating
08-21-2013, 19:16
roberth

i think it will be ptr weekend
08-21-2013, 19:18
roberth

geez - i can eat and type faster than you guys can type
08-21-2013, 19:18
JM Ver. 2.0

I need new jokes... Apparently mine aren't that great.
08-21-2013, 19:20
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

geez - i can eat and type faster than you guys can type

All that masterbation is finally paying off, huh?
08-21-2013, 19:20
roberth

ask them this

what do you call the next guy who doesn't laff at my joke?

solitary confinement
08-21-2013, 19:21
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

All that masterbation is finally paying off, huh?

right
08-21-2013, 19:24
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

ask them this

what do you call the next guy who doesn't laff at my joke?

solitary confinement

Not inmate jokes..... Girl jokes... Ya know. For picking up the ladies.... [LOL]
08-21-2013, 19:26
roberth

girl jokes. you don't need jokes.

just talk and something humorous will come up that you'll both enjoy.
08-21-2013, 19:26
OtterbatHellcat

Bitches!!!!!

:D
08-21-2013, 19:27
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

girl jokes. you don't need jokes.

just talk and something humorous will come up that you'll both enjoy.

Hmm... Sure...
08-21-2013, 19:27
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Bitches!!!!!

:D

YO!!

heard anything from stoner?
08-21-2013, 19:30
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

Hmm... Sure...

i can only comment based on my own experiences

i don't know what your goals are, mine were to have fun 1st