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08-21-2013, 19:31
OtterbatHellcat

Howdy Roberth....and JM

.....Whores.....

No, sir. I've not heard from Stoner. I hope the man is alright.
08-21-2013, 19:33
OtterbatHellcat

Mr. Flip out from the other night, actually stopped in the street in his car tonight.......and honked and waved at me.

I waved back.

*with my hand only, not with anything dangerous*

;)
08-21-2013, 19:33
roberth

hoars :)
08-21-2013, 19:34
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Mr. Flip out from the other night, actually stopped in the street in his car tonight.......and honked and waved at me.

I waved back.

*with my hand only, not with anything dangerous*

;)

cool, glad that was settled
08-21-2013, 19:36
OtterbatHellcat

Yeah, I think I can stand down on that for now.....wiser eyes and ears though.
08-21-2013, 19:37
OtterbatHellcat

Roberth, how was your day, brother?

I hope it was decent, to moderately Neato.

:D
08-21-2013, 19:38
OtterbatHellcat

I saw Brutal kinda tried to make a mini run, that's cool.
08-21-2013, 19:40
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Roberth, how was your day, brother?

I hope it was decent, to moderately Neato.

:D

a good, easy day at the office, early out and cleaned up the garage a little
08-21-2013, 19:40
OtterbatHellcat

JM, you'll meet a cool chick that isn't super effed up in the head. Consider keeping that one.

All the other ones might be fitting into the area that Roberth referenced in his post earlier.
08-21-2013, 19:40
roberth

gotta start thinking about my vacation next week

shooting on the wknd, biking and hiking during the week
08-21-2013, 19:42
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

All that masterbation is finally paying off, huh?

he didn't mention anything about his sight, just typing. he's probably one of those guys who has voice commands, "Hands Free" if ya get mah drift.
08-21-2013, 19:42
JM Ver. 2.0

I need to trade someone 40 rounds of factory 5.56mm for 40 rounds of factory .223 ammo...... Anyone wanna hook a brotha up?
08-21-2013, 19:42
OtterbatHellcat

Hey, nice on the bonus garage time....sweet.....AND the easy day at work, of course.

I did the PT visit this afternoon, and have some new things to work on with my arm. A couple of them will help me get back to playing the guitar sooner, and I'm down that.
08-21-2013, 19:43
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

gotta start thinking about my vacation next week

shooting on the wknd, biking and hiking during the week

gotta get new readers it looks like you typed biKini and hiking
08-21-2013, 19:44
OtterbatHellcat

Heya Jim.
08-21-2013, 19:45
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

he didn't mention anything about his sight, just typing. he's probably one of those guys who has voice commands, "Hands Free" if ya get mah drift.

yah, cause my burger was so BIG it took 2 hands
08-21-2013, 19:46
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

gotta get new readers it looks like you typed biKini and hiking

or get your mind out of the gutter
08-21-2013, 19:46
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

I need to trade someone 40 rounds of factory 5.56mm for 40 rounds of factory .223 ammo...... Anyone wanna hook a brotha up?

Why?
08-21-2013, 19:47
roberth

maybe all jm has is green tip and needs some regular
08-21-2013, 19:48
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Why?

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

maybe all jm has is green tip and needs some regular

The only rifle I have is a bolt gun in .223... Can't shoot 5.56 out of a .223
08-21-2013, 19:49
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

I need new jokes... Apparently mine aren't that great.

Next one you connect with, tell her
Look most if not all guys want to get in your pants, likely a one nighter. Me i'm different. How so she inquires. I'm the guy who feels pleasing a woman, is as, if not more important that being pleased myself. Oh yeah how do you think you'll do that.
Easy, we go to my place, take a shower and let me dry you off with my tongue. BAM!

OR THERE'S ALWAYS PLAN B thats a pm only info.
08-21-2013, 19:53
OtterbatHellcat

I can help you JM, I'm sure all of us here can, I was just curious is all.
08-21-2013, 19:54
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Next one you connect with, tell her
Look most if not all guys want to get in your pants, likely a one nighter. Me i'm different. How so she inquires. I'm the guy who feels pleasing a woman, is as, if not more important that being pleased myself. Oh yeah how do you think you'll do that.
Easy, we go to my place, take a shower and let me dry you off with my tongue. BAM!

OR THERE'S ALWAYS PLAN B thats a pm only info.

Ya know, that's not horribly bad. I'm kind of interested in hearing the PM only version.

lol
08-21-2013, 19:56
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

I can help you JM, I'm sure all of us here can, I was just curious is all.

I figured everyone could... What kind stuff you got? Better be good stuff!
08-21-2013, 19:56
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otterbatcat

Ya know, that's not horribly bad. I'm kind of interested in hearing the PM only version.

lol

I'm waiting for it too.....

F YOU RULES!!!!!

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08-21-2013, 19:57
roberth

most chix aren't going to fall for the "you're more important than me" line.

more likely the chick is at least as selfish as the guy trying to nail her so she is going to figure out quickly that he is full of shit

some people impose their own character traits on others, most especially liberals
08-21-2013, 20:04
roberth

so who else got rain 2nite?
08-21-2013, 20:09
JM Ver. 2.0

JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!
08-21-2013, 20:09
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

The only rifle I have is a bolt gun in .223... Can't shoot 5.56 out of a .223

Who ya gonna call? Me !
08-21-2013, 20:10
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!

did it have something to do with Quagmire's roofarita?
08-21-2013, 20:11
waxthis

Jerkin the gerkin huh
08-21-2013, 20:13
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

JESUS, JIM!!!!!!!!!! Plan B would get me shot!

Not if you play it right. AND NO IT'S NOT FOR PUBLIC VIEWING.
08-21-2013, 20:14
roberth

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Originally Posted by waxthis

Jerkin the gerkin huh

polishing the pope
08-21-2013, 20:14
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

Jerkin the gerkin huh

Cuffing the cucumber ?

Shucking the corn.

Peeling a potato.
08-21-2013, 20:14
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

polishing the pope

Bless you ^ my Son
08-21-2013, 20:14
waxthis

What you WHORE'S gonna get me when I hit 3k?...I'll do a Midget.
08-21-2013, 20:15
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by jim

Who ya gonna call? Me !

You live in BFE, bro.....
08-21-2013, 20:18
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by waxthis

What you WHORE'S gonna get me when I hit 3k?...I'll do a Midget.

what do you think you should get?
08-21-2013, 20:20
JM Ver. 2.0

Quote:

Originally Posted by roberth

what do you think you should get?

A swift kick in the dick....
08-21-2013, 20:22
roberth

Quote:

Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0

A swift kick in the dick....

careful now....some people like that sort of thing