My neighbor: "Oh you broke your shovel? You should use one with a fiberglass handle; it won't break on you."
Me: "I like wood handles, I was just using it wrong."
My neighbor: "Here, you can borrow mine."
Me: "I'll just go buy another handle, it's no big deal."
My neighbor: "No it's fine. You won't hurt the shovel."
Me buying my neighbor a new shovel: "Here you go, your shovel is about to break."
My neighbor: "I'm sure it's fine."
Me:
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