Best one liner?

I have to piss like a 2 dick dinosaur
eat shit and die

Trust me, I'm a Doctor.

"I don't have to worry about money, because I don't have any money to worry about!"

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Be polite, be professional, and have a plane to kill everyone that you meet.

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You're like a championship bass, I can't decide if I should mount you or eat you!

It looks dangerous. You go first. - from Indiana Jones

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"the fingers you have used are too fat, mash the keypad with your palm now"-simpson's automated phone answerer

"This one goes to 11", Nigel Tufnel

Slicker than snot on a doorknob.