My friend and karate instructor (Johnny Gorrell) was on Walker Texas Ranger. He got his ass kicked by the bad guy.[ROFL1]
I'd say Johnny Gorrell could kick Chuck's ass. Just saying........and I'd bet money on it. LMFAO!!![ROFL1]
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My friend and karate instructor (Johnny Gorrell) was on Walker Texas Ranger. He got his ass kicked by the bad guy.[ROFL1]
I'd say Johnny Gorrell could kick Chuck's ass. Just saying........and I'd bet money on it. LMFAO!!![ROFL1]
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Originally Posted by mevshooter
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
Sometimes, just for fun, Chuck Norris likes to stroll around the summit of Mt. Everest while smoking a cigar.
When Chuck Norris gets drunk, he doesn't throw up... he throws down.
Achilles is supposedly the greatest warrior of all time, but he died because of his weak spot: the Achilles tendon. Notice, there is no Chuck Norris tendon.
The 'c' in Einstein's 'E = mc^2' equation originally stood for Chuck Norris. But Einstein realized no human mind could fully grasp the concept of Chuck Norris multiplied by Chuck Norris, so he dumbed it down to something easier to understand, like the speed of light.
Chuck Norris has been the "Employee of the Month" at the buffet down the street from me every month since they've opened. He's never even been there.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.