You started it...Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Why is a wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.
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You started it...Quote:
Originally Posted by ChickNorris
Why is a wedding dress white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.
Nope. Thread was here long before me.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldFogey
Whats the difference between an onion & a prostitute?
You cry when you cut an onion.
What do you call an Italian hooker?
A pasta-tute
How do you know if a woman really likes you?
She puts her shoes by her/your ears.
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer behind her ear?
Anyone seen my pen?
What is a fake noodle called?
Impasta
Do you know why you should stay away from using velcro?
Its a total rip off.
Confucius once said... the earth's rotation really makes my day.
Why don't you ever see an elephant hiding in a tree?
They've got skills.
Why don't you bend over in American Furniture Warehouse?
Because Jake Jabs