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We could use a midget.
And for that matter, I live every day in 3D, sometimes I just want a break and to see things in 2D!
Trident Cinnamon is OBC approved.
We could use a midget.
How would that help?
So is Trident Cinnamon the vice that you picked up at the pharmacy?
You ever get your mouth washed out with soap, BC?
Nope....I was gonna get some Bud Light, but all the stores in this podunk town shut down at 10:00 pm. Weasels.Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
I'll have to re-beer in the morning sometime.
Once actually, but it was liquid soap and didn't work that well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
No, wait, make that twice. Pretty sure my younger sisters ganged up on me when I was a kid and squirted soap in my mouth then too.
I only have two left now.
Fuckers.
Aw dang, Bud Light?
I'm disappointed in you...[Shake]
Every once in a while I'll pick up some Coors Light just for old times sake. You know, to practice my beer pong skills.
I was at pre-school.....got yelled at to get out of the tree I was climbing and said......................."shit"
It takes a while for all the soap to not be stuck in your teeth.
Nasty old bitch.....I'd like to have a word with her, if she's still alive.
Hey, what's wrong with Bud Light?
It's cold and refreshing, tastes alright to me, and I like the buzz just fine.
I got sent to the principals office once in elementary school.
A friend and I tried to turn the big slide into a snowball cannon.
We destroyed these girls' snowman, took his torso up to the top of the tube-slide, then force it down...
What we didn't know is that there were two kids playing inside the tube and we kinda crushed them with the snowman torso [LOL]
Who's locker should we fuck with?
To each their own I guess. Sometimes I wish I never developed a taste for microbrews because now all the traditional beers (Bud Light, Coors Light, etc) just taste like water and they all taste the same.
I think I got suspended in Jr. High more than any other kid there.
I've not shared the condom story?
That thick heavy beer feels more eating it than drinking it.
* opens large bottle of glitter and pours it on top of the fan blades in OBC's bedroom *
Exactly! Stout for bread, Belgian Wit for the fruit, lambic for dessert.Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
I don't recall a condom story. Do tell!
I remember in middle school, in english, we were learning new vocab words. The word was abhor.
I made a funny and the teacher took me out into the hallway and was yelling at me. I couldn't help but laugh the entire time, then apologized and she let me back into the classroom [LOL].
Condom story:
So we're in the lunchroom...and one kid has a condom. Lunch happens to be Pigs in a blanket. I managed to get the dog out of the breading without fucking it up....install condom, and reinsert the dog back into the blanket.
Mr. Kelly...the principal...used to walk around the lunchroom and accept unwanted foods to redistribute them to students who would like to have them.
I raised my hand to Mr Kelly and told him I had a hot dog that I didn't want, he took it and wandered off. Like hawks, we watched to see who got the hotdog... ended up being a Larger girl, Laura T.....she bit into that fucker on the closed end, and the condom stretched out, and the smacked her in the face !!!!!
The lunchroom exploded with laughter, and I was immediately hauled off to the principals office with a three day for that stunt.
I don't regret it though.....that was a lifetime type of laugh and even Laura admitted later, that it was funny.
I'm only going through this crazy life thing once as far as I know........I'd like to have some fun in the meantime.
I guess I started a little early.
[ROFL3]
That is AWESOME! Well played!
Hey, we're slowing down on our posting....step it up.
TY, TY...Quote:
Originally Posted by BuffCyclist
:D
BE a whore, See the whore, Embrace your whoreness, son.
Y'all didn't scare me off. I had to get ready for work, then drive in. BUT NOW IM BACK MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I remember when we used to be allowed to order PB&J sandwiches, or double-layer PBJ's. The only downside is they came with a 0.5"x0.5"x4" piece of "cheese". Let me describe the cheese:
It was the color of cheetos dust, would bounce if you dropped it, was moldable into shapes and smelled like plastic. We started having cheeseball bouncing contests, to see how many times we could get cheeseballs of various sizes to bounce the highest.
When the school admins realized we weren't eating the cheese, they implemented a policy that we would have to eat everything on the lunch tray or we couldn't have recess. So we started bouncing the cheese off the trays.
For some reason that story was a lot funnier back then, but I can't think of the sequence of events and I know I'm missing a few key parts of the story.
Re-Hi Stoner... :)
Lunchroom fun is all good BC....there was a lot of food product stuck to the ceiling tiles above our corner... lol
Scroll back, Stoner...there is some funny shit back there..
I cant decide if I want a salad or grilled something for lunch
Post it, post it you wild bitches.....let go of them reins, Ima posting fucker.
I'd go with Grilled Something.
In fourth grade, my best friend (since we were 2yrs old, still my best friend to this day) and I were finally put in the same class together. We were tasked to hang a bunch of crap on the back cork board, above the computers, so we were given staplers and were showed how to flatten them to staple things on the wall.
We then realized that if you squeezed it like a gun, you could shoot staples. We got into a staple fight and were dodging them left and right. Suddenly, he drops his stapler and throws his hand over his eye and starts laughing hysterically. He pulled his hand away and had a staple THROUGH his eyelid. Apparently, it landed on his eye and he blinked, thereby piercing his eyelid.
We walked up to the teacher and said "I don't think we fully understand how to use the staplers". She was all confused, then he turned and showed her his eye and she fell backwards out of her chair!
Grilled lettuce with BBQ sauce as the dressing? [Dunno]
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