Ooooooh Bagel.
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Ooooooh Bagel.
Got it.
I'll remember that.
Kyle Busch won at Atlanta tonight.... that kid is pretty good.
When I first started observing, I had been working here for about 1.5yrs, so they failed to inform me of the rules of the operations building fridge. In the engineering trailer, we only touched the food that was ours so I never thought I'd have a problem.
I showed up on my 2nd night and realized that someone ate 2/3 of my block of cheese. It was a $10 block of cheese. I was livid.
Moosehead....going down.
Yall are on fire tonight
So, I sent an email out to the staff mailing list, stating that I know the scent of the cheese was hard to resist and that the cheese thief could no longer resist. Lots of other jokes in there too, but reading it at face value, it was a serious email.
I would be Pissed if someone ate my shit ......what a douche.
The next day, I got an email from the site supervisor stating that he ate my cheese. That he looked it over and didn't see anyones name on it, so he ate it. This, coming from the guy who drives home every day and makes the most amount of money of anyone else here.
It was cooler here today, very nice weather day here.
I told him that no one told me I needed to write my name on food and that if we had signs, my name would have been on it. But he HATES signs, so there aren't any signs on site indicating important things like that. One of these days, I want to set someone up and screw with th efood, the bait them into eating it.
.....and the Stupidvisor was the infidel.
I read a joke the other day about crushing up alka-seltzers and putting them into the bottle of powdered creamer. Then, when someone adds it to their coffee, instant mess!
Next time....rub the cheese all under your sweaty balls, and then put it in the fridge.
Fuckers.
Exactly, doing something like that and then ensuring there is no name on it.
Although, I'm pretty sure he'd know it was me if I did cheese, so I'll have to come up with something else.
We made another page BC.
Keep it up.
I do remember though, that at that years christmas party there was a huge plate of cubed cheeses. I got a bunch, put them on a plate and took them to my table. I was sitting right next to the site supervisor. He looked at the cheese plate, I noticed and then got out my pen and wrote my name on the plate. Then looked at him and glared. [LOL]
Jump in, Stoner.... the water is gorgeous.
But, but it's already been like 4 hours and I thought you were supposed to contact your doctor if it was still up by now...Quote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
Ugh, 2 hours on this field and we still haven't achieved the signal we need.
I'm not seeing a post every 30 seconds from you two. STEP UP!
I remember one x-mas at step mothers dads house.......there was an unattended video camera sitting on the kitchen counter as I was on the way to the bathroom.
I videoed my stream into the toilet...*no junk in the shot, of course*...and returned the camera back to the counter on the way back to the living room.
They found out who did that...and I wasn't invited back to any more x-mas's after that.
:(
Sorry, long post.
Holy crap, its only 3am?! I still have 3 hours to go. [Bang]
I thought it was funnier than hell.
We've not yet begun to defile ourselves...the night is young.
HAHA, awesome!
I'm a bipolar whore. One minute, I'm super enthusiastic. The next minute, I want to crawl into the corner and cry.
I'd like to play croquet....been a long time since I've done that. That or volleyball, or badminton.
The responsibility involved in keeping the post whore thread alive is overwhelming.
Cry and laugh together, good whores can handle that.
The thread will remain alive, but it's the thriving part that we are personally delivering.......right now.
Be the post, BC.... SEE the post....Deliver the post, my Friend.
Eat the post?
My avatar kinda looks like I'm an old man, using a telescope in order to read the post above mine. [LOL]
Feel the spirit, the TRUE spirit of being an expert Whore, BC.
This is the glorious and fantastic feeling of expressing yourself in an over abundant way, and that's perfectly alright.
I thought it looked like you were taking a shit.
Never said anything about it though.
Hey, ya gotta love individuals for who they are, and if taking a dump in front of a telescope is your thing........ I love ya, brother.
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