More truth was never spoken... [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by mevshooter
If I had my way, I'd have a happy marriage with Kate Beckinsale and, after starting watching Weeds again, Mary-Louise Parker... mmm, can't hate on that Nancy Botwin!
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More truth was never spoken... [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by mevshooter
If I had my way, I'd have a happy marriage with Kate Beckinsale and, after starting watching Weeds again, Mary-Louise Parker... mmm, can't hate on that Nancy Botwin!
Ms. Beckinsale is an obnoxious British leftist (and quite anti-gun). So after a drunken weekend of debauchery there's really no reason to spend another minute with her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
She's in my top five, for sure, always has been. But the new total recall is getting a boycott from me, at least until netflix, or free PPV. They went too far by remaking this one...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ronin13
But... Total Recall was basically a terrible movie to begin with.
And now there are people in this movie who can ACTUALLY act.
How is that such a terrible thing?
Don't get me wrong, I love me some Arnie movie's, but dang, that dude is a TERRIBLE actor.
Side note: God Bless America is streaming now on netflix.
Total Recall is not on my watch list.
Watched ALL The Pretty Horses last night. No, it's not a Brony movie. [Flower] I was surprised, it was a pretty good movie. Great scenery, good soundtrack, a decent story and Penelope. [Awesom]
http://content9.flixster.com/movie/25/94/259407_det.jpg
Just watched Pineapple Express again. Stupid but funnier than shit to me.
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Red: Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.
Dale Denton: Except if you're a dick your whole life, your next shell will be made of shit, okay? If you're an asshole, you're gonna come back as a cockroach or a worm or a fuckin' anal bead, okay? If you're a man and you act heroic, you'll come back as an eagle. You'll come back as a dragon. You'll come back as Jude Law, okay? Which would you rather be?
Red: Maybe the anal bead, depending on who it belongs to.
Dale Denton: Belongs to me.
Red: Then the dragon.
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Red: You don't think I can handle danger?
Dale Denton: What are you talking about?
Saul: You can.
Red: I totally can. And for you to come into my house and not tell secrets because you think you're saving me, well, in reality it just makes you look like a dumbass, cause look at this.
[He shows them his shaved armpits]
Red: You see this? You see that? There's no hair under here, bro.
Dale Denton: What's the significance of that?
Red: It makes me aerodynamic when I fight. I can take danger.
A town smaller than Fargo?Quote:
Originally Posted by PSS
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Originally Posted by Irving
All you ever see is a grain leg, a mechanic shop, bar, and diner, so yeah. For such a tiny town it has more hot chicks than I usually see in towns like that. 2 when the number is usually 0.
Total Recall was stellar.
The action was the best I've seen in a long time.
I've never so badly wanted a female to beat me up with her crotch as I did while watching the movie last night. My wife agreed.
(watch the movie, you'll understand)
Seriously though, it was a stand alone movie. Less of a remake, more of a re-imagining. For a movie that relied so heavily on GGI, the physical action sequences were almost entirely real, and I was pleasantly surprised.
And holy crap... Kate Beckinsale is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO fine. And a total bad a**.
I went to see this last night (oh yea, I was carrying a P7 PSP...it caused no panic, and I didn't shoot anyone)
http://ssl.gstatic.com/movies/tbn_c5...g?size=100x150
It wasn't nearly as good as the other Bourne movies. It dragged along. There was a 15 minute motorcycle chase through the streets of Malta that could have been 2 minutes. My wife after about an hour asked if we "had to stay"