Knock knock
............... Who's there?
Cook
............... Cook who?
Suspected you were a nutter.
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Knock knock
............... Who's there?
Cook
............... Cook who?
Suspected you were a nutter.
Knock knock
............... Who's there?
Deja
...............Deja who?
Knock knock.
What is green & crys in the corner?
The incredible sulk.
Where do you get virgin wool?
Fugly sheep.
Why do cows wear bells?
Their horns don't work.
What do you call a bump, that some folks call a Mountain?
Hill-arious
Why should you go to a acquaintance's funeral?
I don't know because they won't be at yours.
What cup of tea can vary in flavor from very bitter to sweet?
Realitea
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
Investigator
Meh...
When the ship fell ill, what did it do?
Went to the dock.