The post whore thread.

I'd be concerned someone named Monica sees you with that.

Everybody pretend I made a classy joke about, "Hey baby, want a lip full of dip?"

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck. I'm going cross-eyed sitting in front of the computer all day. Someone start some entertainment?

The kid at work....ugh. I love him dearly, like my own boy I figure, ...he says "simular" instead of similar. That and Kmart"s" or Walmart"s".

Dude.

Treat him like your own kid and hold him down and fart in his face so he'll learn.

I've been close...lol.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

I read you need to approach them gently like you would a honey badger. Then slooooowly reach out with 1 not both hands, to show them you're not a predator. They get a little antsy but will calm down once you touch them.

If you manage to get a picture of you petting one. The state gives you a Bienvenidos Florida Card along with a free meal at any participating Golden Corral.

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[ROFL1]
I'd eat boogers out of a deadmans nose and ask for seconds to go to the golden corral!!!!

I took my daughter to Golden Corral and she thought it was great but I complained the entire time and told her it was hot garbage. She's 11. So now she threatens to make me take her there when she's being ornery.

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Originally Posted by Irving

Oh man! I can't wait!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0hLSfkfxXY

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Actually that ended way better than I thought, still doubt I'd try it though.

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Originally Posted by Irving

I took my daughter to Golden Corral and she thought it was great but I complained the entire time and told her it was hot garbage. She's 11. So now she threatens to make me take her there when she's being ornery.

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Lol!
The only good one in had ever been to was in a town outside KC,MO back about early 2000. Awesome food but when the branches up here opened I was severely disappointed.