Need cheering?
Start a fight with someone who has the hiccups.
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Need cheering?
Start a fight with someone who has the hiccups.
No, you're not fat dear, just more visible.
Husband: - WOW you look great, did you do something different with your hair?
Wife: Dear, I'm over here, leave that woman alone.
Why do men say ladies first?
For the view.
Have a sunburn & cant sleep because the sheets are scratchy?
Viagra
Whats worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Knowing it was traced.
Women can fake orgasims.
Men can fake relationships.
Little boy asked Santa for a baby sister.
Santa said - Point to your mother.
Whats the difference between your job & your wife?
5 years & which still sucks.
Ba dum tss......