Why did the cookie cry?
Because his dad was a wafer so long.
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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his dad was a wafer so long.
Did you hear about the guy who invented lifesavers?
They say he made a mint.
A steak pun is a rare medium done well.
Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice & laundry soap?
Someone told her they were both concentrated.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fshhh
Without geometry life would be just pointless.
What does a hipster weigh?
And the ever known....
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Aka Dinner!
Ba dum tss....