http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8...rzdzo1_500.jpg
Printable View
That is funny everytime[ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoosier
Dang! Dang!Quote:
Originally Posted by Hoosier
[ROFL1]
Not a picture, but pretty funny anyway.
Subject: Gotta love Rednecks
>
> Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America . Panic stricken,
> the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When
> they got there, the disaster was clear. The aircraft was totally
> destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that
> bordered a farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but
> could find no remains of anyone, including the President.
>
> They spotted the local farmer plowing a field not too far away as if
> nothing at all happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.
>
> "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see
> this terrible accident happen?"
>
> "Yep. Sure did." the farmer mumbled unconcernedly, cutting off the
> tractor's engine.
>
> "Do you realize that is the airplane of the President of the United
> States ?"
>
> "Yep."
>
> "Were there any survivors?"
>
> "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done
> buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning..."
>
> "President Obama is dead?" the sheriff shouted.
>
> "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying
> he wasn't...
>
> But you know how that sumbitch lies."
[Beer]
That one's always funny.
[ROFL1][ROFL2][ROFL3][ROFL2]Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldFinger
For those Monday mornings when your coworkers won't shut up
http://i986.photobucket.com/albums/a...00/gun-mug.jpg
I'd get some sort of "workcenter violence" complaint if I showed up with something like that. Inevitably someone would feel threatened about it.
Years ago (while Active Duty USAF), I had an old iron practice pineapple grenade on my desk. (Here's an exact example of one)
http://www.militaryitems.com/files/i...mb/t_20013.jpg
As you can see, the "fuse" and handle mechanism is an integrated iron part of the whole unit and it doesn't come off and can not be used to function as a real grenade.
I had our unit security manager come and ask me to remove it as he had received complaints about it - folks were worried that it would "go off". In fact, the guy said something to the effect of "We don't want anyone thinking we want to hurt anybody; do we?" this just about floored me given that WE WERE THE MILITARY!
You just can't win with some folks.
I've always liked those 'nades on the "complaint department, please take a number" pedastals.