When Chuck Norris works out, he has a small crew of Asian women who catch his sweat in little bottles and sell it on Ebay as a powerful aphrodesiac. And lubricant.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he has a small crew of Asian women who catch his sweat in little bottles and sell it on Ebay as a powerful aphrodesiac. And lubricant.
Somebody fer Chrissake either kill Chuck Norris or this thread...................................
OK, for any other "24" fans out there:
The Boogeyman may check his closet for Chuck Norris every night, but Chuck Norris checks his closet for Jack Bauer.
Jack Bauer once peed in the gas tank of a semi, just for fun. That semi is now known as Optimus Prime.
I've got pages of these, i can go on...
www.jackbauerfacts.com
Only Chuck Norris can end discussions about him.
If Chris Costa wanted this thread closed, it would be done. Chuck Norris is Chris Costa's bitch.
Chuck Norris cannot compete with this: [Muaha]
http://i1094.photobucket.com/albums/...CostaShirt.png
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris, The End.
Chuck Norris has to courtesy flush while taking a piss.
Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.
When Chuck Norris blinks his eyelids break the sound barrier... when Chris Costa blinks an earthquake occurs.
Chuck Norris has never been patted on the back.