Stealing this idea from coloccw, one of his posts in another thread got me thinking...
What is the best one liner you have?
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Stealing this idea from coloccw, one of his posts in another thread got me thinking...
What is the best one liner you have?
"Your mom never had kids!"
"Thats all I have to say about that."
Only 1 one liner ?
I was wearing a velcro covered military watchband in a bar and a lady asked me why my watch was covered...I replied "for private time"....
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How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.
How do you get a nun pregnant? FUCK HERQuote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.man
How do you have great sex with a nun? Dress her up as an alter boy.
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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Those are jokes for the joke thread back on topic... [fail]
You were really flying when I came past.
Can you provide some context? You can't really present a one liner without it, as they are usually retorts.