Good Phrases or One-Liners or Things to Say During Thanksgiving Day Conversation

I always like this one if I can work it in somehow.

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It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

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"That's what she said" should be pretty easy to drop this one a few times.

Is this the first time she cooked one ?

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Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck

Beef, its whats for dinner!

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My mother is making prime rib. I can't wait.

So, when's your ex getting paroled ?

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Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck

I hope my wife is making prime rib too. I eat turkey bacon, but Im really not a turkey, dressing, mushed up sweet potatoes with marshmallows, cranberry type eater.

Prime rib and potatoes or sweet potatoes(whole)...yum.

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Oh that sounds really good.

My sister is making a carrot cake, we had pumpkin pie a little while ago.

Last years fav phrase worked so well, there will be no undesirables polluting my home this year.

So how many of you leftist socialists scumbags regret voting for Commie in Chief this year?

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Politics and religion are always good topics to bring up

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Originally Posted by buffalobo

Last years fav phrase worked so well, there will be no undesirables polluting my home this year.

So how many of you leftist socialists scumbags regret voting for Commie in Chief this year?

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Originally Posted by sampson

Politics and religion are always good topics to bring up

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Fortunately the people we're having dinner with are NONE OF THE ABOVE.

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Fortunately the people we're having dinner with are NONE OF THE ABOVE.

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Lucky u. Got lefty commie brother in law.