"You get your b***hass back in the kitchen...and make me some pie!"
Who knew getting your wife to make you a pie on father's day would be so complicated?
Go to orchard. Pick cherries:
https://i.imgur.com/15AguIB.jpg
Wash cherries then pit cherries (add a heaping dose of bitching about what a PITA it is to pit cherries):
https://i.imgur.com/LcVqTfC.jpg
Aside from hanging around in the kitchen asking, "Is is ready yet?", my part is done.
Make cherry pie filling:
https://i.imgur.com/9kjiUJQ.jpg
Mmmm...flour and butter. Look at all the glutens in there!:
https://i.imgur.com/IEJslux.jpg
Forming the non-organic, non-free range, non-gluten free crust in the pie pan:
https://i.imgur.com/fxlOybN.jpg
Add a little extra butter. Can't let it go to waste:
https://i.imgur.com/JHvUtRI.jpg
Ready for the oven:
https://i.imgur.com/DRFhdX5.jpg
In the oven:
https://i.imgur.com/0sjkHkZ.jpg
Baked cherry goodness:
https://i.imgur.com/JlcBzcK.jpg
Happy Fathers Day!
