I was enjoying reading them online tonight and thought that you guys might have some good ones to share also, so what ya got:
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I was enjoying reading them online tonight and thought that you guys might have some good ones to share also, so what ya got:
ill start with this one from New Years -
Sugar in a bowl, coffee in a cup, poke her in the butt and you wont knock her up!
From alcohol to poison free
Oh pure cold water shall it be
It quenches my thirst when I am dry
If I don't drink bad booze
I'll live 'til I die.
Here's to Osama that son of a bitch
May his pecker fall off with the seven year itch
I'd like to beat on his balls with a big brass hammer
Until his asshole whistles the Star Spangled Banner.
---- THE DRINKERS PRAYER ----
Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter, The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
Here's to those that wish us well, and those that don't can go to hell!
Here's to the Army and the Navy and the battles they have won;
here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.
Here's to all the kisses I've snatched, and vice versa.
Here's to our wives and girlfriends!
May they never meet!
To honor!
Get honor and stay honor!
One of my favorites -
May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.
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Originally Posted by Troublco
That's a tradiational Irish/Celtic blessing/toast. I love those.
Through the teeth and over the gums, look out liver, here it comes....
Thank you,, thank you... I'll be here all week... [Tooth]
So far, it's been a good year and the pipes are running again.[Freeze][WooHoo]Quote:
Happy New Year and I hope I don't have to spend the day under the house tomorrow thawing pipes.