Humor Participation - How Not to Address Your Local CongressCritter

I'll go first.

Dear Honorable Wet Spot on a Whore's Bed

Next? :)

Dear Honorable shoulda been a blowjob

Dear Honorable The Best Part of You Ran Down Your Momma's Ass Crack,.....

any title with the word "honorable"

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Originally Posted by eadgbe194

any title with the word "honorable"

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according to all the history lessons its always been that way. same thing with a judge. or a cop..."sir" and so on

Dear Dishonorable Soon-To-Be Keel-Hauled in Cherry Creek Reservoir Traitorous Lying Bastard,

Dear Madam,

Seeing how you Cannot Understand Normal Thinking, i see no point in carrying this conversation any future.
PS. Still miss the days when you were pulling trains behind the Divide!

Dear Honorable Dildo Test Driver.....

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Originally Posted by palepainter

Dear Honorable Dildo Test Driver.....

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Polis must be your rep.

Dishonorable Traitorous Waste of Oxygen,

You are cordially invited to go fuck yourself. Sideways. With a flaming, aids infested garden rake.