Woman was just screaming at Farting Boyfriend
[MOD: Merged with other man farting/woman pissed thread]
Michigan cops called to scene of domestic violence, but woman was just screaming at farting boyfriend
Police in Clawson, Mich. were summoned after neighbors heard screaming and a series of loud noises.
Reference : http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz2YZBloxu1
Law enforcement authorities in Clawson, Mich. were called to the scene of suspected domestic violence after neighbors heard
screaming and loud noises and called police. But the big stink turned out to be protests over farting.
Cops called to the blood-curdling screams of a woman found she was just reacting to her boyfriend's disgusting farts.
Neighbors in Clawson, Mich. feared for the lady's life after hearing a series of loud noises and her horrifying howls.
But officers arriving on the scene soon realized it was a big stink over nothing and that the woman had simply been complaining about her lover's flatulence.
"One of the neighbors had heard somebody yelling — a female yelling … she was possibly being hit — yelling, 'Stop! No!'" Clawson Police Chief Harry Anderson told CBS Detroit.
"She admitted she'd been shouting, but said it was because her boyfriend had continued to pass gas, and she was yelling at him to stop," Anderson added.
The incident reportedly happened earlier this month.
Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...#ixzz2YZC1oJ18
UK cops sniff out pot factory after officer farts
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UK cops sniff out pot factory after officer's farts forced them to open police cruiser's windows
Police in Leicester, England followed their noses to an odd-smelling house where they found a drug factory with some $18,000 worth of marijuana.
Reference: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crim...#ixzz2YZCuA0QC
Cops sniffed out a pot factory after an officer's farts forced them to open their cruiser's windows. Police in Leicester, England, were left gagging for air as their buddy — who'd just taken up body building and was on a high-protein diet — kept breaking wind inside the vehicle.
But on winding down the windows they noticed a second strange scent — which they realized was cannabis.
Following their noses to a nearby house, they found a drug factory with some $18,000 worth of crops — and arrested seven people.
It's unknown when the incident took place, but it was reported in this month's edition of the Police Federation magazine.
"It was a good collar and it was all down to this officer and his flatulence," a police source said.
NOTE: In case anyone is wondering, my kids (in college) sent these "FART" articles to me...
Re: Woman was just screaming at Farting Boyfriend
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SuperiorDG
Lol, I just watched that last night, gotta love Encore western!
