I know you're being sarcastic, but EDM/house/etc. is actually pretty legitimate from a technical standpoint. The reason we like music is because the soundwaves interface with our alpha and beta brain waves to stimulate different endorphins. Good electronic music does this to a mathematical perfection. Listening to Dave Nash on professional stereo equipment is unreal. A buddy of mine used to spin at Beta, so I got the privilege of being on the list for Crystal Method and Kill the Noise (formerly EWUN).
If you want some really moody electronic music, check out
true dub music. It's often referred to as ambient dub or two-step here, but genuine UK dub is what brostep drew its breakbeats and signatures from. Burial, Synkro, and Phaeleh are top-notch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVSFSnJ-uY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhJGETdiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYEF5X9xL4
If you can honestly tell me you don't like or at least appreciate that, I will gladly buy you a new pillow for your sittin' chair at the home.