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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...n_2533967.html
- Got naked, climbed onto the Lands' roof.
- Attacked Tony Land by jumping on him and hitting his shoulder.
- Ran into Lands' house, knocked down a TV and spilled the contents of a vacuum on the floor.
- Dodged bullets fired by LaDonna Land.
- Masturbated in the living room.
- Rubbed clothes on his face in the Lands' son's room.
- Defecated on the floor in two places.
- Drank the contents of the vacuum.
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Your description was enough, I an't even gonna read the link.
Must have been *on* the same stuff that the face eater guy was *on*
Damn freaks.
dat is screwed up.
it was found the face eater guy was high on life and nothing elseQuote:
Originally Posted by Otterbatcat
B...a...t...h....
S...a...l...t...s...
Sounds like a usual Sat. night up here...except drinking out of the vacuum. That's just weird.
Having lived in Florida, it probably didn't even make the news down there. It's a very unique place....
Shhooooot......Im 7 out of 8 of those after a couple of Wine Coolers.
What 7?
Buy me a 4 pack of Bartels and James!
HahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by TEAMRICO
No matter what 7, your the only winner of that game.
Could have been worse.. He could have assaulted them with poop!
WTF!!!!! Simply amazing....
Wow that is nuts
He will probably sue the homeowners for scaring the shit out of him....and win.
How did he not die of lead poisoning?
Given item 4 on the list, homeowner was a bad shot?Quote:
Originally Posted by Bailey Guns
That reminds me that I need to book a vacation in Florida ...
Did they really put "whacking the mole" in a news article? Florida really gets the odd ones, seems like half the items on stupid stories on KBPI in the mornings come from Florida.
That is awesome. Each line could be a story but no... We had to put it all together!!!!! WOW!!
He is a future rapist or sex offender. That is stereotypical behavior. He enjoys violating people. This is actually a common gateway type of crime for the rapist.