I thought this was good:
"Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband.
"No"...said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her
blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra...and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar note.
He took the crumpled twenty dollar note from her ...and smiled approvingly.
"Have you ever seen fifty dollars all crumpled up?"... she then asked her husband?
"No ..no, I haven't" ...he said (with an anxious tone in his voice).
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer knickers... and pulled out a crumpled fifty dollar note.
He took the crumpled fifty dollar note... and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
"Now" ...she said. "Have you ever seen $10,000 all crumpled up?"
"No, never" ...he said (while obviously becoming even more aroused... and excited).
"Well, go and look in the garage!"..........
