Maybe I'll declare Myself a bank... First Bailout I get,, Were going to Vegas for a,,,,, seminar,, Yeah that's it.
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Maybe I'll declare Myself a bank... First Bailout I get,, Were going to Vegas for a,,,,, seminar,, Yeah that's it.
You hiring? Can I go?
Sure, as soon as I get the bailout.. Not holding my breath though,, Still waiting on that gas...
wait a min.....for you to be a bank, don't you have to hand out some money to others???????
I could use some.......[ROFL2]
Since it was your idea, you get to pick the 'company' vehicle. The you can buy gas cards and stash them away for another day [Beer].
As a bank, you'll need security, armed security, yea, that's the ticket.
Yeah, heard that on the radio.. That's what got Me thinking about it..
That'll work Kyle,,
I'm thinkin' REAL hummers,, not that commercial wanna be crap..
DAMN THE ENVIORMENT,, FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by iceman
Only if You work for the "Bank"
Sounds like you have too much free time.... [Tooth]Quote:
Originally Posted by Marlin
I'm blaming Obamma....Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr_Fwd
Perhaps, kind sir, I could be a non-salaried "consultant", no salary, just perks.
You know, they may not be all fancied up, but I'd take a REAL Hummer any day and I have no desire for any of these commercial Chevy Hummers.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marlin
The Messiah? Blasphemy!Quote:
Originally Posted by Marlin
That would be Me....[Tooth]
[Abused] (After the black helicopters)
Get a real hummer and I will mount an aries defense mount on it and we can take Alans H2B just for effect of course...............
Wait never mind we can just buy a transferable and have our own. [Tooth]
The second bailout I just get me some Tow missles, Alan won't stand a chance..[Abused]
You can keep your Humvee's . I'll take a Willy!
So,what size safety deposit boxes do employees get?
You know for our Christmas bonus gold bricks, and other stuff![Tooth]
Of course it'll be gold,, You don't think I'd trust currency at the moment do You..
Duly noted...[Tooth]
but they want you to send IN your old gold...
send it to me I have a smelter..
I want to be personal driver, This sounds like its going to be a hoot but I will need some of the guns programed into the steering wheel, gotta keep both hand on the wheel, safety first.
I sent an email to Pelosi, Reid and a local congressman asking for a bailout for a measely $10,000 to clear out my debt back in December, but havent heard back yet :(
BTW, Im dead serious...
That's why I figured the Bank angle..
See, what can You do for Nance? that's right, NOTHING,,
As a bank, I can always launder Her ill gotten gains..[Muaha]
I wish I'd thought to do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ridge
The only problem with this thread is Marlin has been thinking. [Help]
Just a thought.........[Stooge]
Oh, I lay here mortally wounded by the rapier like wit....
[Stooge]
I've gotta tell you.. I was a bit surprised by that title too, but I figured that ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN...once!Quote:
Originally Posted by HunterCO
Rough crowd tonight...
Who's next?
[Pop]
Just wait till I have the bailout funds.....[Neene1]