Kazoo's appraisal service

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10-29-2014, 20:15
ray1970

Kazoo's appraisal service

That's right folks. If you are wondering how much your stuff is worth, just ask the Great Kazoo. He is the knower of all things. Gandhi once asked him how much he should pay for a pair of Ray Bans. Mother Theresa once asked him how much she should ask for her virginity in an online auction. Heck, Noah even wanted his opinion on what a pair of crocodile skin boots should sell for.

So, if you were wondering what that stripped upper might be worth or how much to charge for that Anderson lower with a DPMS kit and a genuine A2 grip, just shoot him a PM.

He's always happy to help.

[Beer]

By the way, Kazoo. Any idea what a standard carbine buffer should go for these days?

[Coffee]
10-29-2014, 20:21
GunsRBadMMMMKay

[LOL]
10-29-2014, 20:36
cstone

Honest Hamid runs the finest bazaar west of the Pecos! [Beer]
10-29-2014, 20:37
SideShow Bob

That is why they call him the "Great-Kazoo".
10-29-2014, 20:41
HoneyBadger

Quote:

Originally Posted by cstone

Honest Hamid runs the finest bazaar west of the Pecos! [Beer]

Now THERE's a man I could vote for! [LOL]
10-29-2014, 20:48
crays

Ray just moved to the top of the list.

Whether it's the "Preferred Customer" list, or the "S**t List" is to be determined...

Sent via Mobile Work Avoidance Device
10-29-2014, 21:17
OtterbatHellcat

Quote:

Originally Posted by crays

Ray just moved to the top of the list.

Whether it's the "Preferred Customer" list, or the "S**t List" is to be determined...

Sent via Mobile Work Avoidance Device

lol

FTR...I find the benevolent Kazoos advice to be pretty damn solid. :)
10-29-2014, 21:18
theGinsue

This thread confuses me. Why do I feel like this thread should be closed and hire a Blackwater team to protect Ray from Jim?

That, or Ray will soon be receiving marketing commission checks from the Great Kazoo.

Like I said, I'm confused.
10-29-2014, 21:37
Brian

At one point, I thought I should drop all the extra crap in my basement off at Jim's sometime, but I'd be afraid I'd end up with a bigger mess of crap when I went home.
10-29-2014, 21:38
OtterbatHellcat

This thread confuses me. Why do I feel like this thread should be closed and hire a Blackwater team to protect Ray from Jim?

That, or Ray will soon be receiving marketing commission checks from the Great Kazoo.

Like I said, I'm confused.

That, Sir.....is funny.

Awesome website btw, and I can't thank you guys enough.

:D
10-29-2014, 21:41
trlcavscout

I missed something again didn't i haha
10-29-2014, 22:20
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by ray1970

That's right folks. If you are wondering how much your stuff is worth, just ask the Great Kazoo. He is the knower of all things. Gandhi once asked him how much he should pay for a pair of Ray Bans. Mother Theresa once asked him how much she should ask for her virginity in an online auction. Heck, Noah even wanted his opinion on what a pair of crocodile skin boots should sell for.

So, if you were wondering what that stripped upper might be worth or how much to charge for that Anderson lower with a DPMS kit and a genuine A2 grip, just shoot him a PM.

He's always happy to help.

[Beer]

By the way, Kazoo. Any idea what a standard carbine buffer should go for these days?

[Coffee]

My Name is Great-Kazoo and I approve this message

Paid for by Painful Action Collection Agency.
10-29-2014, 22:20
beast556

Curious to see how this plays out.
10-29-2014, 22:22
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by beast556

Curious to see how this plays out.

Never use Gun in an Alibi
10-29-2014, 22:56
68Charger

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

My Name is Great-Kazoo and I approve this message

Paid for by Painful Action Collection Agency.

Is that affiliated with the "Cracked Kneecap Collections, Inc?"

(the real questions is, do they actually collect cracked kneecaps, or is that just part of their method?)
10-29-2014, 23:05
hghclsswhitetrsh

You also have to give 3.9 stars to GK's credit department, CFO is Peggy from prime credit.

http://craigcscottdotorg.files.wordp...1/10/peggy.jpg
10-29-2014, 23:13
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh

You also have to give 3.9 stars to GK's credit department, CFO is Peggy from prime credit.

http://craigcscottdotorg.files.wordp...1/10/peggy.jpg

NO CREDIT, NO PROBLEM

SE HABLO ESPANOL
10-29-2014, 23:19
clublights

What is the value of a 1976 AMC Pacer with 250,000 original miles ?
10-29-2014, 23:32
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by clublights

What is the value of a 1976 AMC Pacer with 250,000 original miles ?

Stick or auto, the side window gaskets intact? Depending where it originated from New, I'd say $75, considering by now the only part not rusted away is the door handle. That's if you can bring it to us at the yard.
10-29-2014, 23:38
clublights

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

Stick or auto, the side window gaskets intact? Depending where it originated from New, I'd say $75, considering by now the only part not rusted away is the door handle. That's if you can bring it to us at the yard.

Well Played Sir.. Well played.
10-29-2014, 23:54
brutal

Quote:

Originally Posted by clublights

What is the value of a 1976 AMC Pacer with 250,000 original miles ?

You know why there was so much glass in the Pacer?

So you could clearly see the dumb ass driving it.
10-30-2014, 00:01
spqrzilla

I could sure use a good appraiser.
10-30-2014, 00:47
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by spqrzilla

I could sure use a good appraiser.

There's some rumblings from corporate, about a satellite office in the metro area mid 2015 .
10-30-2014, 09:11
Ah Pook

So, Great Kazoo, I have a pile of rusty dirty parts that I want to sell on Ebay. What would get me more money? Sticking a Magpul or Larue sticker on the pile?
10-30-2014, 10:42
Jer

How much is my left kidney worth? I have a purchase I'd like to make and feel like I barely even use it as intended. I'm open to trade but not sure most owners of GT-R's are actively seeking integral liquid purification systems.
10-30-2014, 10:47
cstone

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ah Pook

So, Great Kazoo, I have a pile of rusty dirty parts that I want to sell on Ebay. What would get me more money? Sticking a Magpul or Larue sticker on the pile?

Noveske
10-30-2014, 10:54
clodhopper

Quote:

Originally Posted by ray1970

By the way, Kazoo. Any idea what a standard carbine buffer should go for these days?

I would never even think of answering for the great and powerful Kazoo. However, anecdotally, I don't think these are worth much as the Kazoo has been known to leave one on the top of the car to be lost while driving around town on his way to the intended transfer location.

Just sayin. :)
10-30-2014, 13:04
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

How much is my left kidney worth? I have a purchase I'd like to make and feel like I barely even use it as intended. I'm open to trade but not sure most owners of GT-R's are actively seeking integral liquid purification systems.

NOTHING your Crossfitiness has ruled out any chance of organ donations.
10-30-2014, 13:05
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ah Pook

So, Great Kazoo, I have a pile of rusty dirty parts that I want to sell on Ebay. What would get me more money? Sticking a Magpul or Larue sticker on the pile?

TOYS R US. This way you get the middle of the fence mommy shoppers.
10-31-2014, 16:50
Ah Pook

That's not very tactikewl but might work on Ebay.
10-31-2014, 21:08
Doc45

Damn, wish I would've seen this thread before I asked about a barrel I may or may not sell.[hahhah-no]
10-31-2014, 22:04
SideShow Bob

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doc45

Damn, wish I would've seen this thread before I asked about a barrel I may or may not sell.[hahhah-no]

I think your thread was the Great-Kazoo's inspiration for this thread..............
10-31-2014, 22:10
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by SideShow Bob

I think your thread was the Great-Kazoo's inspiration for this thread..............

Actually it was a pm sent to someone who shall remain nameless. Flip side is more than 1 or 2 have asked me a few ?? off line.
11-01-2014, 05:06
ray1970

Just one or two? So, my dastardly plan to bombard your inbox with stupidity didn't work?
[Coffee]
11-01-2014, 06:00
BushMasterBoy

Colorado, Home of the colostomy!
11-01-2014, 08:40
Great-Kazoo

Quote:

Originally Posted by ray1970

Just one or two? So, my dastardly plan to bombard your inbox with stupidity didn't work?
[Coffee]

No, but it did spawn a thread with good response.

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