I was reading an anti-gun article today and one of the commenters called gun people Ammosexuals. I never thought of myself as an Ammosexual.
Your thought??
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I was reading an anti-gun article today and one of the commenters called gun people Ammosexuals. I never thought of myself as an Ammosexual.
Your thought??
National Ammosexual Day!
Hmm. Ammo doesn't really get me all excited. I'm going to say they are full of poo. They are probably just an ammophobe.
And, if so, wouldn't that make us a protected class? With special rights and privileges?
What you do with your ammo is between you, your wife and your guns. [emoji6]
DADT
We need = rights for ammosexualality.
I would think so since almost anything that spells ****sexual think that they have special right and privileges, except for heterosexuals.Quote:
Originally Posted by wctriumph
I'm not sexually attracted to my ammo. Is that weird, should I be? Should I create my own group and demand equal rights for my kind?
Yes, you should. Maybe we can get everyone to change their Facebook profile to support us.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
Hey!! Which one of you f**kers took a picture of me?Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.man
Go for it dude!! I don't have a fb account but I will show support.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
Ammosexual, ? Not at all, I am however a Gunphomaniac.
So can we finally get equal protection?
I buy ammo.
Does that make me ammobisexual?
Ammo doesn't really do it for me..... Rubbing that case lube into that spongy pad though.... maaaaaan
Maybe Hickenflopper will sign a bill protecting ammosexuals from gov. harassment.
Can ammosexuals marry ?
Only to other ammosexuals.Quote:
Originally Posted by StagLefty
Don't ask, dont tell......
Equality for ammosexuals! How dare these oppressive, discriminating xenophobes try to dismiss my identity. I'm a proud trans-weapon ammosexual and I won't rest until the bigots stop trying to quiet my life choices.
Choice...I thought it was supposed to be in the genes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ZERO THEORY
Would that make re-loaders 'powder-phelias' ?
OW.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duman
You just have 'primer-envy'. [Coffee]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
There IS something to be said about Eau de Gunpowder...:)
Quote:
Originally Posted by TheGrey
Nothing like a little Hoppe's #9 cologne....
Never consider myself an 'ammosexual', but if I can declare myself as one and legally marry my firearms, which will guarantee them them the same rights I have under the law, I will gladly do so.
The rainbow flag is taken. I think a camo flag for my ammosexual movement will be faaaaabulous.
Don't go walking around like a stuck up brass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duman
Stop being such a brass-hole..... [Poke]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
What lubes do ammosexuals use ?
Do we get a parade?
I wonder if Molle will lube my projectiles.....
Is full-length re-sizing allowed in public?
Do spitzers and hollow points have to use different bathrooms? [Toile2]
yes, just watch out for the round nose.Quote:
Originally Posted by Duman
Gun-sluts, ammophiles, powder-phelias....who's missing?
so would ammosexuals get a week/month to honor this diversity? and more important will it be .gov recognized so i can get another day off with pay?
Glock-aholics (because they really do need help), 1911-complex sufferers. I do like the idea of using Hoppe's #9 cologne... LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by Duman
Maybe we need to have an ammo-pride parade.