Interesting scam email-in Arabic

I received the following a day or two back, interested in a decent translation (better than Google Translate). I got enough translation from Google that I can ascertain that it is indeed a scam, but the syntax is awful, and there are several words that don't translate properly.

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السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته　
أتمني ان تصلك رسالتي لتجدك وعائلتك في أحسن حال بأذن الله وأن يعم الأمن والامان علي الشعب السوري المنكوبوأن يباركهم رب العالمين بالرحمة والنصره من عنده , أرجو الا ازعجك برسالتي واتمني ان تجد الاهتمام لديك فلاتظن الغرض منها مضايقتك أو استقلالك , و ارجو ان تهتم بمحتواء رسالتكفأنا أم مسلمه والحمدلله وأمن بقول رسولنا الكريم ( من غشنا فليس منا ) لذا اتمني ان اجد شخص نزيه وصادق وعنده خبره فى الاستثمار ليساعدنيفي استثمارتي كشريك خارج سوريا فالوضع الأمني لايسمح لبناء استثمارات بسوريا وسوف ارسل لك بياناتي ومكان اقامتي اذا كنت علي استعداد لمساندتى لبدايه مشروع منشان اخرج من سوريا انا واولادى والرجوع للحياه العمليه مره اخرى ولكن فى مكان امن ,
لذا ارجو منك ارسال بياناتك الشخصيه اسمك بالكامل و رقم هاتفك لكي يمكنني التواصل معك والتوضيح

Google translate came up with:

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Peace, mercy and blessings of God

I hope that you receive my letter to find you and your family in the best case, God willing? And security prevail and security of the Syrian people stricken and bless them to Allah for mercy and the victory of his own? , I would not bother you to my letter and I hope to find attention to your Vlatzn intended to harass or Astqlalk,? And I hope that you are interested Bmahtwae Inquiry I am Muslim mother and praise be to Allah and the security of the words of our Prophet (from deceives not one of us), so I hope to find someone honest and sincere and has experience in investment to help me in Asttmarta partner outside Syria's security situation does not allow for the construction of investments in Syria and you'll be sent Me and my residence if I was willing to support me for the beginning of the project Minshan out of Syria and my children and I refer to the practical life again, but in a safe place,

So I hope that you send your personal data your full name and phone number so that I can communicate with you? And clarification

Does anyone here read Arabic well enough to clean up the translation? [Coffee]

When I see some of the illiterate shit that is written in English these days I would speculate that the translation you have may be as good as it gets.

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Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck

email them back and tell them you need their grid coordinates for a fire mission.

But she sounds like such a nice little old lady...[ROFL1]

I'm just wondering if the grammar and syntax is as poor in the original as it is in the translation...

Send a link to a video of terrorists getting smoked by apaches or drones or something fun!

Get an address and ship a box full of pork.

You guys are vicious - I'm taking notes.

(Some day I may find a way to use those notes to accomplish what you all suggested).

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Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck

email them back and tell them you are with the Golani Brigade and need their grid coordinates for a fire mission.

That's awesome!

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Originally Posted by HBARleatherneck

email them back and tell them you are with the Golani Brigade and need their grid coordinates for a fire mission.

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Originally Posted by Bailey Guns

That's awesome!

Yes, BRILLIANT!!

Send them Barry's name and address.

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Originally Posted by Dave_L

Get an address and ship a box full of pork.

Just one slice of bacon. Don't want to waste too much pork.