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05-22-2015, 21:53
SG1

So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

Any stories? The more details the better.

Well I dated a kinky nurse who had been married 5 times who was 48 (Not a day over 30 and like Jennifer Lawarece meets Stiflers Mom )and needed help bring a few fantasies to life, then she gave me the cold shoulder which I took as I am done with you,to which I started dating a Lawyer ( who was like 40 but looked 20, I am 24 BTW) and then she sneaks into my house ( I live at home btw) into my room. I am coming back with the lawyer. I enter into the room and she is all loving and playful, then the lawyer comes in to view and she is beyond pissed...

She then tries to straggle me, then her and the lawyer are just beating the shit out each other, then the lawyer aka Alice bails thinking I bailed a 3 way/cheating on her as Jenn the nurse is making up flat out lies...

Then she follows around for like 6 months before she vanishes then as of last week she is texting me..

Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?
05-22-2015, 22:11
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by SG1

Any stories? The more details the better.

You seem to have omitted your experience[s]. Might as well be peeking over the curtain at Kitty's
05-22-2015, 22:14
BushMasterBoy

Just have the doctor burn off the warts with a laser...
05-22-2015, 22:14
Irving

All of them? End thread.
05-22-2015, 22:21
Rooskibar03

Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.
05-22-2015, 22:25
Great-Kazoo

Still waiting on the OP
05-22-2015, 22:30
crays

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Originally Posted by Rooskibar03

Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.

But fun.
05-22-2015, 22:42
baglock1

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.

While waiting on the OP, I'll throw out a teaser. I was dating a girl that liked the get freaky out in the desert (I lived in AZ at the time) and also liked a little light BDSM action. I think she was a little out of my league at the time but it was fun as hell.
05-22-2015, 22:47
SG1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

You seem to have omitted your experience[s]. Might as well be peeking over the curtain at Kitty's

Well I dated a kinky nurse who had been married 5 times who was 48 (Not a day over 30 and like Jennifer Lawarece meets Stiflers Mom )and needed help bring a few fantasies to life, then she gave me the cold shoulder which I took as I am done with you,to which I started dating a Lawyer ( who was like 40 but looked 20, I am 24 BTW) and then she sneaks into my house ( I live at home btw) into my room. I am coming back with the lawyer. I enter into the room and she is all loving and playful, then the lawyer comes in to view and she is beyond pissed...

She then tries to straggle me, then her and the lawyer are just beating the shit out each other, then the lawyer aka Alice bails thinking I bailed a 3 way/cheating on her as Jenn the nurse is making up flat out lies...

Then she follows around for like 6 months before she vanishes then as of last week she is texting me..

Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?
05-22-2015, 23:40
Irving

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Originally Posted by SG1

Anyone have any other stories of women as crazy if not crazier? Why is it the hotter they are the crazier they are?

Because they have ZERO idea what a relationship actually is, or is supposed to be. You need to bail on that shit immediately by the way.
05-23-2015, 06:17
Spdu4ia

Used to think they were all crazy but the rational though is its probably me. I'm ok with it.... Carry on
05-23-2015, 07:47
encorehunter

Some things are best left unremembered...
05-23-2015, 07:59
sniper7

If I posted about her, she would probably find out and then find me. It was a fun time though
05-23-2015, 09:14
ruthabagah

I dated French, Spanish, italian, german, british, Danes, Canadian and American women....Craziest? Canadian by far. Brits and french are the most normal ones. German are boring. Spaniard and italian do not deserve the hype.....
05-23-2015, 09:26
Slapps74

So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

Dated a Puerto Rican woman who talked like Rosie Perez. That woman was CRAZY! Italian women DO deserve the hype. Most of my family is full blooded Italian and trust me they are nuts trust me
05-23-2015, 09:30
Graves

Too. Many.
05-23-2015, 09:32
Firehaus

So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

Sure it's a repost, but never gets old!

Never date a redhead named Tiffany!

http://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

Too many crazy women stories. I had a good run...

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05-23-2015, 10:46
Duman

Some stories are best told with a few beers, and no written record.
05-23-2015, 11:04
Sawin

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Originally Posted by Duman

Some stories are best told with a few beers, and no written record.

^^ this.

plus, In the off-chance I ever run for public office, I don't want such stories floating around the web.
05-23-2015, 11:24
hurley842002

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Originally Posted by ruthabagah

I dated French, Spanish, italian, german, british, Danes, Canadian and American women....Craziest? Canadian by far. Brits and french are the most normal ones. German are boring. Spaniard and italian do not deserve the hype.....

I have to ask, have you guys actually dated women straight from these various countries, or said women just claimed these places as their heritage? Big difference, and if said women actually are from these places, you guys are a lot more "well traveled" than I, props....
05-23-2015, 11:32
theGinsue

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Originally Posted by Slapps74

Most of my family is full blooded Italian and trust me they are nuts trust me

But, ah, just for clarification, you never actually dated them did you [please say no, please say no]

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Originally Posted by Duman

Some stories are best told with a few beers, and no written record.

another +1 for this. But, I've got some memories.........
05-23-2015, 11:45
JohnnyEgo

I dated, then married, a professional ballerina. It was not as great in reality as in fantasy. On the plus side, she was bendy and comfortable with nudity. On the minus side, she had horrible feet, and essentially spent 14 hours a day working out and starving herself, all while in the company of other like-minded masochists. So in the life-advice column, I would not recommend making major life decisions on the capricious whims of a starving artist. Also, ballerinas are bitches.

I also dated a pediatrician when I was in college. The experience in-and-of-itself was not something particularly remarkable, but the lollipops after orgasm were a nice touch on her part.
05-23-2015, 11:47
Firehaus

So what are some of the craziest women you have dated?

^lol! Sounds like we need beer involved to share these stories.

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05-23-2015, 13:18
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by hurley842002

I have to ask, have you guys actually dated women straight from these various countries, or said women just claimed these places as their heritage? Big difference, and if said women actually are from these places, you guys are a lot more "well traveled" than I, props....

Where we grew up, it was 1st - 3rd gen old world family's. I couldn't deal with the drama of living / marrying another EyetY. So i married a german / norweigan. What a mistake... should have stayed in an italian one they're less temperamental.
05-23-2015, 18:11
wctriumph

I dated this chick I met in the desert while dirt riding. She was in the camp next to ours and turned out she lived only 10 minutes from me. We hooked up and after about two weeks she let me meet the family and right away started trying to get me to beat up her older brother. She would say the strangest stuff to try and get me mad and fight her brother. I asked him what was up with that and he told me she does that with all the guys she dates and that she had been committed to the local hospital and released just a week before I met her, she was supposed to be cured. She wasn't and when I broke it off the next week she would drive by my place and honk the horn until I came out and she would scream all kinds of obscenities at me. Then she hooked up with a friend of mine and when he found out about her and broke it off, she torched his motorhome in the middle of the night. Never saw her again after that.

Ok, thats it.
05-23-2015, 21:49
nogaroheli

Quote:

Originally Posted by Firehaus

Sure it's a repost, but never gets old!

Never date a redhead named Tiffany!

http://youtu.be/XuI6GTY9eVc

Too many crazy women stories. I had a good run...

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Lol! I dated a redhead named Tiffany! It was a complete mistake.
05-23-2015, 23:31
buffalobo

A jealous Latina named Soria from Costa Rica. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Absolutely bat shit crazy jealous.

She thought I was seeing another girl on the side. Broke into my apt one night and stabbed me as I came through the door after work.
05-24-2015, 08:07
TFOGGER

I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.
05-24-2015, 08:33
cstone

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Originally Posted by TFOGGER

I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.

Thank you.

The craziest woman I know is the one that would marry me. 25 years and counting [Coffee]
05-24-2015, 08:49
ChadAmberg

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Originally Posted by Rooskibar03

Always wanted to date a red head. They are always a little crazy.

It depends. Some are "batshit-i wanna try lesbian-look what i got pierced/tatted today-look what i stole from the courthouse-always drive twice the speed limit" crazy. That's probably most. But the others are the most stable, level headed, rational ones you'll ever find.

I only dated the first type.
05-24-2015, 08:53
Slapps74

Quote:

Originally Posted by buffalobo

A jealous Latina named Soria from Costa Rica. Most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Absolutely bat shit crazy jealous.

She thought I was seeing another girl on the side. Broke into my apt one night and stabbed me as I came through the door after work.

^^^^^ BULL SHIT! you gave her a key. Ha!!!
05-24-2015, 09:00
jerrymrc

Quote:

Originally Posted by hurley842002

I have to ask, have you guys actually dated women straight from these various countries, or said women just claimed these places as their heritage? Big difference, and if said women actually are from these places, you guys are a lot more "well traveled" than I, props....

Belgian, French, Dutch, German, Puerto Rican and American. Have to agree with Slapps74 about PR. A total frigging light switch. As said some good and bad memories.[Flower]
05-24-2015, 10:24
Hound

You too? I thought I was the only one. Only difference is its been 21 years and her hair was a redish auburn. I would not trade her for the world.....on most days.

Quote:

Originally Posted by TFOGGER

I married the craziest woman I ever dated. 14 years and counting. Irish redhead with a temper like crystallized dynamite.
05-24-2015, 10:32
Firehaus

I'm seeing a trend of who's wives read this forum...jk. Lol!

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05-24-2015, 13:30
SuperiorDG

I currently have a new and on going situation. I don't know if she is crazy or just a freak, but I need to know for sure. She's keeps telling me she likes dominate men. No wishy washy BS with her, she can't stand me asking her what we are doing. That's my job. It's funny how she reacts to being told what to do, she loves it. Her favorite saying is "as u wish." She suggested I shave my beard off for the summer and I in return said if she lets me shave her first. Her response, "as u wish." Be careful who you make a deal with right? To be continued.
05-24-2015, 15:56
Great-Kazoo

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Originally Posted by SuperiorDG

I currently have a new and on going situation. I don't know if she is crazy or just a freak, but I need to know for sure. She's keeps telling me she likes dominate men. No wishy washy BS with her, she can't stand me asking her what we are doing. That's my job. It's funny how she reacts to being told what to do, she loves it. Her favorite saying is "as u wish." She suggested I shave my beard off for the summer and I in return said if she lets me shave her first. Her response, "as u wish." Be careful who you make a deal with right? To be continued.

She's the one selling that Tavor !.
05-24-2015, 17:02
Monky

Yeah.. I wouldn't know where to begin with the stories..

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05-24-2015, 18:15
ruthabagah

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

She's the one selling that Tavor !.

LOSHIDMBAMSFO.
05-24-2015, 18:57
Ah Pook

Had a real weird patch, for about three years, many moons ago. Girl I dated "attempted" suicide and had a friend call with the details. She got a rude awakening when I walked into the hospital room and told her we were done. Turns out, she had about twenty "attempted" suicides under her belt with other BFs. Never looked back. BTW she was a red head.

I won't get into the first wife.

Thanks, OP, for bringing back the repressed memories. [013]
05-24-2015, 19:08
blacklabel

I had an ex beg me not to leave her after I admitted to cheating on her. I was too stupid to see the crazy signs and stayed with her another 4 years.

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