Going out tonight with a bunch of guys in their mid twenties. Wish me luck. Or pray for me or whatever.
If I don't make it back you guys can have all of my stuff.
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Going out tonight with a bunch of guys in their mid twenties. Wish me luck. Or pray for me or whatever.
If I don't make it back you guys can have all of my stuff.
Dibs
JAGUH BOMBS...JAGUH BOMBS...JAGUH BOMBS...
I shower in that shit.
Please submit inventory before leaving. [Beer]Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Tequila, Vegas bombs and tacos are in your future. Puke and rally!
I can't last more than an hour with my sons friends when they are around......and they are in the 7th grade.
Good luck out there.
Does this mean we all have to stay sober, waiting for you to call us to come pick your ass up tonight? Great. I'm just going to look at the beer in my fridge. I want a text from you every hour, on the hour. And you're not going out with that slut Crystal are you? You know she always starts drama. Oh Jesus...
I'm thinking this is his stepsons bachelor party. Unless he the strippers name is crystal I doubt its the same one
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It's OK, Stu. I've got a DD.
Oh, sounds like Crystal will be there then...Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Pace yourself Ray...enjoy. Remember, absolutely no pics or FB posts from the younger guys.
Lol. The wife said to be sure to take pictures.
I told her pictures aren't allowed at bachelor parties.
Have an Alien Brain Hemorrhage for me.....
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Definitely guy code there....Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
WTH is that?Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
My ol lady has no issues. As long i don't come home covered in too much tittie glitter. I just did laundry, don't come home and fuk up my sheets with stripper candy.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
42 yrs, next month.
Doing something right...congrats.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Nah, she's a saint.Quote:
Originally Posted by ColoradoTJ
Guys, I checked in on Ray, there are no pics available yet.
That helps....Quote:
Originally Posted by Jamnanc
Depends who you ask ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by ColoradoTJ
ANYWAY. Who's posting bail for him and the kids.
Remember.
You Ain't having fun, till they Dial 911
Age over youth, with a nap, Ray has the edge.[AR15]
Well, I survived.
A little drunk, a lot lighter in the wallet, but home safely and in one piece.
Time for some sleep now.
Home before 2? Those guys must have taken it easy
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Originally Posted by Jamnanc
Nah, she's Helen Keller
We didn't even leave the Diamond Cabaret until 2. I'm fairly certain it was around 2:30 ish when I got home.Quote:
Originally Posted by sniper7
They did take it easy on me though.
Damn, five hours of sleep. Going to be a rough day.....
Glad you had a good, safe night Ray.
Lol. Five hours of sleep is a pretty typical night for me. Of course that's without quite so much drinking.
But your a professional Ray
Thanks for the invite. Dick.
You're welcome. Asshole.Quote:
Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh
[Coffee]