I was just seeing what you guys were getting me this year. Want to make sure the wife doesn't get me something that one of you is already planning on getting me.
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I was just seeing what you guys were getting me this year. Want to make sure the wife doesn't get me something that one of you is already planning on getting me.
Homemade Christmas card with a starbucks gift card I was given 3 years ago for filming a wedding. But I don't have your address, so...
Brother SA109 binder foot.
WTF? Why did they make that?Quote:
Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy
It's from Call of Duty: Brothel Warfare.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawin
In my more immature days I would have said: " bend over and I'll show ya"Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawin
I can't wait until Xmas is gone. [handbags]
It's a Sky Fish (Flying Rod) being discharged from a rigid tube.Quote:
Originally Posted by Irving
A couple rotten cucumbers and bellybutton lint.
I got you a small rock. I left it outside your house to surprise you.
I'm sending you a selfie of us in Hooter's parking lot. Just an FYI not open it while in wife's presence [Beer]
Well, so far I'm pretty sure my wife wasn't planning on getting me any of those things.
Looks like I won't have to worry about getting duplicates.
This image I found on the internet:
http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/m...i-love-you.png
Didn't see one with Ray on it.
Whatever
Little known fact: John is Ray's legal first name, named after famous singer Johnnie Ray.
Gift addendum: believable but false backstory.
I got you a computer virus with porno pop up ads, the gift that keeps on giving!
One ticket to see Miss Sloan on opening night.
I got you a Walmart bacon cheeseball... lol
Bah Humbug Christmas
FESTIVUS
For theQuote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
REST OF US
I forget, which comes first, the feats of strength or the airing of grievances?
The airing of grievances occurs during the meal, the feats of strength are after the meal.
Airing of Grievances.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
Haven't you heard of the sexual revolution?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawin
Another example of the common sense thought that just because you CAN do something doesn't mean that you SHOULD do that something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sawin
Weren't the students at the University of Texas open carrying ammo for that thing on their backpacks back in August? http://www.refinery29.com/2016/08/12...college-campus
Does it float in water like a witch? Now that would be special.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
It wasn't that small, nor did it weigh the same as a duck.Quote:
Originally Posted by GilpinGuy
I don't know. Watching the perp explaining how/why he was shot with a 7" jelly dong could be priceless. [Pop]Quote:
Originally Posted by theGinsue
I got Ray some special orange dust.