A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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A rolling stone gathers no moss.
We are all just dust in the wind.
Mix yourself with shit and the pigs will eat you.
Early to ripe, early to rot.
People are no damn good.
"Chi cerca quello che non deve, trova quello che non vuole"
If you put your nose where you shouldn't you will not like what you find
No mans knowledge can go beyond his experience.
Mmmm... Beer.
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil, is that good men do nothing.
Sure they are...when served with some fava beans and a nice "key-anti".
https://youtu.be/bIahXVJrvT0
To quote, and i mean quote, a rather slinky brunette and her slightly drunker friend in a drinking establishment, many a decade ago.
Oral Sex means Never Having to Say I love You.
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Today the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Moderation is for cowards. (watching Lone Survivor)
Safety Third!
No matter where you go, there you are.
Kill em all
Metallica
Was there a better philosopher than Yogi Berra?
"It's deja vu all over again!"
"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."
"When you come to a fork in the road take it."
"Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded."
"Pair off in threes."
"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."
"Always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't go to yours."
Reality is for people that can't hold their booze.
Even the longest journey starts with the first step.
The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.
"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly" - Arthur Carlson
In a relationship, you can be right, or you can be happy. It is rare that you can be both.
Just cause I am paranoid, doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me.
“Doveryai, no proveryai” (better known as “Trust, but verify”)
Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.
Beware the lollipop of mediocrity, lick it once and you will suck for life.
A single fact can ruin a good argument.
Fear is no good reason to believe in anything.
Consider the ham and egg breakfast. It’s a days work for the chicken but a lifetime commitment for the pig.
When people make decisions based on their moral compass facts are often the first casualties.
We all bring joy to a room either by entering or leaving.
I see no point in becoming the richest man in the cemetery.
It’s better to shit your pants than die of constipation.
No matter what other nations say about the USA immigration is still the most sincere form of flattery.
How easily someone gets offended is directly proportional to how stupid they are.
There will always be more good ideas than capacity to properly execute them.
If your parachute doesn’t work, you have the rest of your life to find a solution.
There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can’t.
Watch out where the Huskies go. Don't you eat that yellow snow.
Sometimes you are the dog, sometimes you are the hydrant.
"If an ass goes traveling it will not come home a horse."
Nuts
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
"If your parents didn't have children, odds are you won't either."
It's dog-eat-dog out there, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear.
- Norm from Cheers
Every corpse on Mount Everest was once an extremely motivated person.
Insanity is hereditary... you get it from your kids