Has anyone else noticed a heightened level of hormones and horndoggedness amongst the opposite sex since the start of the Rona freakout?
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Has anyone else noticed a heightened level of hormones and horndoggedness amongst the opposite sex since the start of the Rona freakout?
Hmm. There was a lady in the grocery store that was being a little friendly to me.
I was asked to wear my mask to bed !!!!
So, she asked how much TP you had stocked up?
[Coffee]
I'm ugly enough that I don't have to worry about that.
No, pretty much the same level as usual for my wife.
No.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrAK
But springtime usually brings out the mating season urge in people. Unless you're married, or living with them.
Then again....while shopping the other day, i asked this lady if she needed a hand getting that As she was reaching for an item on the top shelf.
She smiled and said, depends what's in your hand.
Guess i was more interested in finding my cereal, than a box lunch .
I'm married, so no.
Not really as I am still working.
My wife is about the same as always. Which is a good thing.
The ladies at work are actually a little more sharp than “normal”.
Someone give this man a slow clap
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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
No, Nope and [hahhah-no]
I am still trying to figure out where all of the strippers are
Hmm, I should make a t-shirt that says "still employed & no fever" on the front and back.
HAhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! [ROFL1]Quote:
Originally Posted by rondog
Ouch! [facepalm]Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
Bowers?Quote:
Originally Posted by spittoon
You're welcome Mike
ETA - may be NSFW
https://youtu.be/xQZdL_uV-GQQuote:
Originally Posted by spittoon
In other news SideShow Bob's hand is still hiding from him.......
God Bless America! But do you get "dinner and a show"?Quote:
Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
No but it gives a new meaning to stocking your PANTryQuote:
Originally Posted by rondog
Instead of Jews for Jesus you now get
Titties for TP
Boober eats did make me laugh. Thanks.
Stripper delivery gives a whole new meaning to taco Tuesday
Your hands can?t hide if you aren?t wearing pants............Quote:
Originally Posted by BPTactical
I've heard differently.Quote:
Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
Now that you've mentioned it, a couple flames from way back have seemed a lot more chatty. One quite open in her intentions....
This thread seems almost more like a "I just got laid suckas!" underhanded announcement. ;)
under hand, over hand who cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by FoxtArt
Know what the difference between pink and purple is.
grip
They should not be out in daylight.Quote:
Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
It's called "spring". Why do you think bunnies and eggs are associated with Easter?Quote:
Originally Posted by MrAK
Because Jesus?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gman
Somebody give that man a chocolate cross.Quote:
Originally Posted by ray1970
Two hands for safety.Quote:
Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo
And grip.[emoji106]
They?re people, not vampires. They won?t explode in sunlight.Quote:
Originally Posted by brutal
What I do find funny about the strippers delivering food is you know some of them probably worked in the food service industry prior to realizing they could make more money stripping. Now they?ve come full circle and they?re back in the food industry. Funny how life works sometimes.
Enterprising people all over.Quote:
Originally Posted by SideShow Bob
Think about what this must do to the femministas.
I have noticed they stopped throwing rocks and chasing me with a stick. So I'm killing it I guess.
No one is ordering from Femi eats.Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyDrama
Clothed until further notice...Quote:
Originally Posted by spittoon