Rocket is MAGA

full story here

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Aggressive Raccoon Attacks "Multiple News Crews" Outside White House
By Emily Zanotti - Sep 28, 2020 DailyWire.com

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Reporters for CBS News and other outlets were sent scrambling Monday morning after an aggressive raccoon began attacking news crews outside the White House.

CBS News’ Paula Reid was the first to break the news of the attack, which targeted one photographer and one correspondent.

"Strong Pawnee vibes at White House this morning as a raccoon attacked multiple news crews on North Lawn," Reid noted, referencing the fictional Indiana town central to the comedy series, 'Parks & Recreation.' raccoon allegedly grabbed pant leg of a photographer & then a corespondent (sic) before being fended off."


Although all victims survived the attack, the White House is reportedly taking measures to keep the raccoons at bay from now on.

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�� OMG WTF everybody knows the .gov & the press are all liars��



I forgot...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Daily_Wire

Trump obviously had them trained to attack liberal media personalities.

They should give the Racoon a MAGA hat.

We always used a broom to shoo the coons away.....

https://tenor.com/view/thats-racist-gif-7227906

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwzCXYERls

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Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwzCXYERls

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No rocket, really?

https://screenrant.com/guardians-gal...%20items...%20

Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

TRANS...Trump Raccoon Attack Ninja Squad

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Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo

No rocket, really?

https://screenrant.com/guardians-gal...%20items...%20

Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

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Beat me to it.

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Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy

Rocky Racoon (there is no rocket)

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My original impulse was Ranger Rick ... but I don't know if anyone here remembers Ranger Rick ... and he's a watermelon anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4veQxu-NWM

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

My original impulse was Ranger Rick ... but I don't know if anyone here remembers Ranger Rick ... and he's a watermelon anyway.

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I read that when I was little, along with Gallant and Goofus at the dentist's office.

I had a subscription to Ranger Rick from about 3rd Grade to 8th Grade.

Best comment I saw: Everyone knows raccoons are attracted to trash!

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Originally Posted by BPTactical

We always used a broom to shoo the coons away.....

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OK, Forrest.

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Originally Posted by roberth

I read that when I was little, along with Gallant and Goofus at the dentist's office.

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Goofus & Gallants was in Highlights for Children.

Now something like that is too racist and not inclusive, as it showed only white kids, with neither one sporting a rainbow anything. Unless it was following it to a pot o gold.

Todays kids books read something like.
This is Jamal who was arrested and incarcerated by the white overlords. While it's just one more example of the disproportionate number of minorities in jail.
It did how ever have a happy ending. Since it allowed Jamal to finally accept his sexuality and become the woman, he knew was trapped inside him.
Along with 1/2 dozen of his tier mates penis' .

The end.

Para espanoal. mercado numero dos'

Ha ha, you could make living writing that sh it!

LOL They're after me lucky charms!!

And now, as an Irishman, I am seriously offended by all your racist remarks.


I need a drink.

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Originally Posted by brutal

And now, as an Irishman, I am seriously offended by all your racist remarks.


I need a drink.

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