Nextdoor Silliness

From another site. This is why I don't do neighborhood social media.

If I'm cooking meat, it's outside. Just sayin'.

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Just a gentle reminder to please close your windows when cooking meat.As a vegan runner it's always hard for me.I try to go out running several times a week around dinner time. When you are cooking with your windows open the smell of meat can be quite over powering.. honestly the odor is offensive.Please have empathy for your plantbased neighbors by closing windows when cooking meat and only cooking vegetables if possible. I don't want to be a stereotype so I won?t go into detail on why cooking animals is offensive but I encourage you to do your research and join the movement with others who are fighting back

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I’m offended by people who run.

Wow; just wow.

There are multiple solutions to this individuals problems, but the most obvious is to just get over him/her self and their sense of entitlement to even consider telling others how to modify their behavior to accommodate them.

Well I’m sure it isn’t from my ‘hood.
The lovely aroma from smokers and grills fills the air on a daily basis.
My wife still has Nextdoor from our old place, I call it “The Karen Channel”.

Reading next door is like a novel of short stories from multiple authors all named "Karen". 95% of the posts are a waste of everyone's time and they are all about the weak genders feelings about someone being mean. Waste of time and I quit reading their dribble. The concept of next door was good but it was ruined.

If you ever find yourself bored go set off 3 bottle rockets in quick succession. Log into next door and wait for the "Gunshots Fired" reports to flood the board.
It cracks me up every time. Nextdoor can be quite humerous if used properly.

I have seen that "quote" several times on different sites and attributed to several sources.

I think it's fake and made to stir people up.

Glad we don't have Nextdoor in our "hood". Although I am sure I would enjoy my neighbors responses to joe bitch jogger.

Some of the replies would generate the shots fired posts.

OP, if this bitch is in your neighborhood I would donate a couple rib eyes and a chicken if you put your grill next to the sidewalk where he runs. And tell him you fed the veggies to your dinner.

If you're unarmed, you are a victim.

Folks complain because I celebrate National Abortion Day, every day. Add that to a jogging marathon sponsored by a crematorium and see what you get!

LOL, my food eats and shits on her food.

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Originally Posted by eddiememphis

I have seen that "quote" several times on different sites and attributed to several sources.

I think it's fake and made to stir people up.

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I agree. It's wayyy too easy to trigger people with BS posts like this.

If AI only allowed true statements on the www. 90% would be censored out.



Per Ardua ad Astra

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Originally Posted by Little Dutch

If you ever find yourself bored go set off 3 bottle rockets in quick succession. Log into next door and wait for the "Gunshots Fired" reports to flood the board.
It cracks me up every time. Nextdoor can be quite humerous if used properly.

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Oh, you're evil. I do love it, but it's evil. (Now, next time I go to MO to visit the folks I've gotta pick up some bottle rockets.)

Last year in my neighborhood a lady posted "Keep getting deliveries at my back door" Yea, well, after several beers, my buddies and I responded with several amazing comments and suggestions.
Turns out, her post was about Fedex. A lot of people were dying from the responses and comments we started. Had to use a new account after that. Seems I we all got booted.

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Originally Posted by theGinsue

Oh, you're evil. I do love it, but it's evil. (Now, next time I go to MO to visit the folks I've gotta pick up some bottle rockets.)

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Wyoming is closer[Muaha]


That's what I love about my 'hood....I light something off and the neighbors respond with their own [Flower]

Tell that slag to run somewhere else, preferably the freeway.

My senior year of high school I got into running a loop around town before school. There was a house on the edge of town that frequently smelled of frying bacon. I have fond memories of passing that house as the sun was coming up on 30 degree mornings. Bacon was verboten at our house because of the cholesterol. The smell was a treat. A person who complains about the smell of cooking meat has no soul.

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Originally Posted by Little Dutch

If you ever find yourself bored go set off 3 bottle rockets in quick succession. Log into next door and wait for the "Gunshots Fired" reports to flood the board.
It cracks me up every time. Nextdoor can be quite humerous if used properly.

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Fking genius.

[ROFL2]

It's pretty funny when a CU students set-off some aerial shells that seriously rattle windows, and next day the expert Karen's announce they know they heard an "AR-15"...

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Originally Posted by colorider

Last year in my neighborhood a lady posted "Keep getting deliveries at my back door" Yea, well, after several beers, my buddies and I responded with several amazing comments and suggestions.
Turns out, her post was about Fedex. A lot of people were dying from the responses and comments we started. Had to use a new account after that. Seems I we all got booted.

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I got booted the first time on ND within days.

Some slunt complaining about yotes eating her cat. (Bert, she probably smelled like cat piss too).

Guess I got reported for being "mean" by telling the God's honest truth about living with wildlife in Colorado.

ND mods did give me a chance to get unbanned for a 1st offense but required me to change my name from Nin JaNeigh Bore to my "real" name. I told them fine, "It's Chuck Norris and they refused because "we know who you are." LOL. Maybe I should have just used Carlos Ray Norris.