Dietary Suicide

So, I'm sitting here at work with my big gut and a rampant appetite just thinking of all of the wonderfully delicious things I'd love to be eating that are essentially dietary suicide.

The "Luther Burger"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burger
http://i.ehow.com/images/a05/bp/o9/p...er-800X800.jpg

The "Hamdog"
A deep fried hamburger wrapped hotdog
http://supersizedmeals.com/gallery/m...e266761bd52ad1

And, the "Bacon Explosion"
A football sized smoked or baked pork dish that consists of bacon wrapped around a filling of spiced sausage and crumbled bacon.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacon_Explosion
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi..._Explosion.jpg

Haha, I've made something similar to "Bacon Explosion". Anything wrapped in bacon is better

I like hamburgers, bacon, etc... but those just do not look appetizing to me.... And yes, I'm a bigger fellow too.

Donut on a burger....NO! Donut after a burger...YES!! I need a donut now - thanks.

Those other things just look like a mishmash.

http://perceptivetravel.com/blog/wp-...vest-cafe2.jpg

Indian (Native American) fry-bread, beans, buffalo meat, green chili, little bit of cheese, lettuce, tomatoe, other misc. spices... good times.

That hamdog makes me want to.... [Puke]

This just in.... KFC is a real WMD

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/redeye/images/dd1.jpg

Now I'm frickin hungry![Dinner] I belive in the 4 basic food groups, cows, pigs, chickens and potatoes!

I'm glad I read this just before lunch and not at some ungodly hour. [LOL]

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Originally Posted by blackford76

Now I'm frickin hungry![Dinner] I believe in the 4 basic food groups, salami, baloney, pizza and beer!

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Fixed it for you.

M2MG

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Originally Posted by Delfuego

This just in.... KFC is a real WMD

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/redeye/images/dd1.jpg

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that all looks rather gut wrenching... [Puke]

Eliminate Aspartame, High Fructose Corn Syup and MSG from your diet and you will be a much healthier person.

Or eat that crap & die early -

I can handle that stuff. I will take an extra cholesterol pill.

Health insurance still covers opening the arteries.

It looks a whole lot better than a bunch of lettuce that my wife wants me to eat.

Nobody can handle that stuff.

That's why there are so many obese people in this country.

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Originally Posted by hip55

Eand you will be a much healthier person.

Or eat that crap & die early -

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But, if I eliminate Aspartame, High Fructose Corn Syup and MSG from my diet, I'll WANT to die early.

I'll eat the crap and enjoy the time I have.

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Originally Posted by hip55

Nobody can handle that stuff.

That's why there are so many obese people in this country.

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Oh, I don't know,, The way I ate in my youth I should make a bowling ball look skinny.. Depends on how fast you can burn it off..

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Originally Posted by BigBear

http://perceptivetravel.com/blog/wp-...vest-cafe2.jpg

Indian (Native American) fry-bread, beans, buffalo meat, green chili, little bit of cheese, lettuce, tomatoe, other misc. spices... good times.

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There's a mexican food place close to the base that has this. It's great.

I can't quite get used to the idea of eating a cheeseburger with a donut on it. And that bacon thing makes my arteries harden just looking at it!

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Originally Posted by Marlin

Oh, I don't know,, The way I ate in my youth I should make a bowling ball look skinny.. Depends on how fast you can burn it off..

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+1. I remember eating 12-16, occasionally 20, hamburgers at the 25 cent hamburger stand without a second thought when I was 16. The very idea now makes me a bit queasy.

In your youth (and mine) Aspertame and HFCS didn't exist, and MSG was a new product.

And very few of the kids and adults were fat.

How things have changed.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...1488524526735#

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Originally Posted by Troublco

+1. I remember eating 12-16, occasionally 20, hamburgers at the 25 cent hamburger stand without a second thought when I was 16. The very idea now makes me a bit queasy.

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When the Wendy's opened up down from the HS, I won the "Wendy's Challange".. Managed 6 Triples in 45 minutes.. 2 1/2 better than the next competitor... No way could I do it now...[Tooth]

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Originally Posted by Marlin

When the Wendy's opened up down from the HS, I won the "Wendy's Challange".. Managed 6 Triples in 45 minutes.. 2 1/2 better than the next competitor... No way could I do it now...[Tooth]

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I had a foundation meeting this evening, so when I got home from work I found that my wife had picked up a Wendy's Triple Cheese for me. I used to work at Wendy's in my college days and would eat 2 triples, a baked potato or two, and a large frosty - every day, for lunch.

I got 3/4 of today's Triple eaten before I had to call it quits.