Ever since the media picked up the story that my dog is a little less than friendly, my phone won't stop ringing. I'm therefore forced to make thispublic statement:
Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog. I admit he mauled 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall, 6 illegals wearing Obama t-shirts, 4 wearing Pelosi t-shirts, 2 rappers, 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English, 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their ass-cracks, 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English, 10 flag burners and a Pakistani taxi driver.
So for the last time.......
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
