Dear Vail,

I hate you and your large apartment style, inaccessible euro-style crappy town. Trying to find somewhere to park to eat your overprice food is like (quoting Peter Puppy on Earthworm Jim) "peeling my skin off and rolling around in salt"

Don't be ashamed of Mcdonalds and other commercial places, you don't have to hide their signs, people like me will find them.

Why would you charge me 3 dollars for carry out?

Don't call or write any more.

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul,
Jordan

P.S. your Ice Skating Sucks.

P.P.S. I hate skiing.

3/10

-3 for lack of vulgarities and copius amounts of exclamation marks
-3 for proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation
-1 for being polite while trying to rant

Good try though.

The solution? Don't go to or give your business to outrageously priced, super-snob, high-falutin', tourist-attracting, celebrity hot-house towns! Keep it real!

Had to in this situation, wasn't there for pleasure. People wonder why i don't like the skiing culture. Its like a year around carnival.

I feel bad for people that live there, year 'round


and for big bear,
Ass, Fuck, Balls. Stoopid Sity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

Pfft

Vail ain't a REAL town ... its just a creation of Vail Resorts Inc ... so its like complaining about the price of hot dogs at Disneyland.

Honestly I'm surprised they don't charge admission (maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas).

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Originally Posted by Zundfolge

Honestly I'm surprised they don't charge admission (maybe I shouldn't give them any ideas).

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That'll be next...in part to keep out the middle-class scum like us!

Are you guys bored at work?

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Originally Posted by MB888

Are you guys bored at work?

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What if they are? Vail lover!

Work? Best part of having surgery in Vail, TIME OFF!!!!!!!!

Wait, this hurts......

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Originally Posted by Stuart

What if they are? Vail lover!

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Sold a bunch of condos there... It finances my EBR collection... so HA!

Is there any way that we can include a rant about Ice Road Truckers into this rant?

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Originally Posted by Stuart

Is there any way that we can include a rant about Ice Road Truckers into this rant?

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Sure can! WTF is with that show, I saw them in india with no ice roads, and alaska with snowy roads, I feel misled.

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and for big bear,
Ass, Fuck, Balls. Stoopid Sity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

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A little better, I'll bump it up to 5/10 for now. HAHA. [Beer]

Hey, Ice Road Truckers got boring after episode 2, now that we are on season 3, what can we do to spice this thing up?

-How about we take some loud mouth assholes with a CDL, put them on some scary roads in another country, and watch them get mad at people honking at them for 6 hours?

Great idea! These people already have to sit on the side of a mountain 3 hours each way to make a delivery every single day. Let's hold up traffic with camera crews to get wheel shots too. I'm sure the locals will just love that.

-OH! Think we could get a lady with a CDL to get scared and stop her truck in the middle of the road and refuse to drive any more every episode?

This is a GOLD MINE! When can we start production?



IRT, the worst shit on TV.

Lisa is hot....

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All a set she ain't really driving and as for fat ass I'd slap him silly.

On the overpriced, impossible to park town topic: no town irritates me more than Telluride. Gotta pay to park anywhere in that damn down almost, and the people are so douchey

fuck Vail, I don't know what i hate more boulder, vail or The 0

Vail can kiss my ass, I never stop there. If I ran out of gas eastbound I think I'd push my car over the pass to Copper Mountain before buying anything in Vail, westbound I'll coast down and push to Minturn.

Good thing I'll never have to find out.

Fuck you Vail and your shit sucking cockbreath citizenry.

Somebody actually watches that IRT show? Yeah, she looks cute, she could probably make a better living doing cute girl things rather than freezing her tits driving trucks in Alaska.

And Vail....I have to drive through there too often, usually at night in a snowstorm. Worst damn weather in the state, let the yuppies that live there have it, they deserve it. And food? There's a Denny's right off I-70, in Vail or somewhere's thereabouts, that's the WORST Denny's I've ever been to. Filthy dirty, outdated 70's-80's interior, and the most piss-poor service ever. Last time I was there I walked out. Late at night and I was the only customer in the place, yet they still couldn't get around to bringing me a menu or even saying hi? Fuck 'em.

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Originally Posted by rondog

Somebody actually watches that IRT show?

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It is often on before some other show I want to watch.

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Lisa is hot....

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Glamor shots can make me look hot too, though.


Oh and fuck vail.

Why are all the workers there Mexican. Its like Kuwait where all the un-important jobs go to phillipinos, In vail if you don't park cars then you have to be Mexican. I went to Walmart and the only white person there was my wife, and half of my daughter.

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Originally Posted by Jordanls19

I went to Walmart and the only white person there was my wife, and half of my daughter.

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Hahahahahaha. That's our family too!

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Why are all the workers there Mexican.

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Because only rich people and Mexicans can afford the rent. $2500 a month for a one room apartment is a lot easier if its split ten ways.

Have you been around eagle or gypsum? TONS of latinos, and most of them work in vail. Same thing with Carbondale: Aspen and Glenwood need workers, but none of them can afford to live in those towns

Believe me if you know Jordan.....and I do!
This is his "After Lunch someone asked me to do something simple" Rant!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

He will gripe about Disneyland being to much fun!!!!

Surgery? Did you finally get the stick removed from your.......I kid I kid.

My wife wants to visit after driving through a few years back, thanks for the heads up and what I would expect. Besides, Charlie dont surf and Mexicans dont ski!

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Besides, Charlie dont surf and Mexicans dont ski!

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Haha, I like that. [Beer]

Yep Vail fucking sucks but Aspen is way worse...Fuck all those uppity rich retards in their Porsche in the middle of winter

I FUCKING HATE YOU ASPEN!!

My, my, my...we are certainly in some kind of mood today, aren't we? [Flower]

My, my, my...we are certainly in some kind of mood today, aren't we?


HAHAHAHA From Trinidad, that place is only good for getting to New Mexico!
JK[Tooth]

HAHAHAHA From Trinidad, that place is only good for getting to New Mexico!
JK[Tooth]

Hey! I've met some real nice girls in Trinadad, and they have a gunsmith school there So be nice. At least,.............

IT'S NOT FUCKING VAIL!!!!!!!!

but seriously finish that construction already, i've lived here for 8 years and been driving to NM for 8 years and still building?

Wife and I stayed a couple nights in Glenwood Springs, and went to Aspen to see what was there. We couldn't believe all the huge private jets lined up on the ramp at the airport, there were dozens of them! And that's just what we could see from the road as we drove by. Way too ritzy for us, we didn't even eat there. Just gawked around and went back to GS.

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Wife and I stayed a couple nights in Glenwood Springs, and went to Aspen to see what was there. We couldn't believe all the huge private jets lined up on the ramp at the airport, there were dozens of them! And that's just what we could see from the road as we drove by. Way too ritzy for us, we didn't even eat there. Just gawked around and went back to GS.

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Good choice of going back to GS! People in Aspen are assholes...for example, I needed to pick up a 4k pound safe from a bank up there and I had my 20' trailer with me and obviously there is no parking and I really didn't want to park in an alley because dragging that safe through snow would suck! I find a spot up front by this bank and get as close as possible so I could load this up, well here comes the parking nazi and says since my bumper is about 4" out in the intersection that I need 4 certified flagmen to direct traffic. WTF people in aspen don't know how to go about there daily bussiness with 4" of truck bumper sticking out...there was no way this was conflicting traffic either.

You guys really need to get the fukng names right.,,Bail and ASSpen.

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Originally Posted by Tor Larson

Bunch of spoiled brats up there. Money doesn't buy intelligence. Almost $100 for a lift ticket, amazing. Never impressed with Vail's slopes.

For my money the PRB or Peoples Republic of Boulder is still the worst town by a longshot. Vail/Aspen suffer from money. Boulder suffers from much more than that: liberalism, tree huggerism, elitism, stupidity, CU (went there for a bit so I can bitch about it), twitism. I avoid that town every chance I get. Won't say what I do but I leave a bit of anarchy every time I get stuck going thru that town. If only they would cecede from this state...

Tor

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When we drive through Boulder we roll down the windows and blow smoke out into their air.

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When we drive through Boulder we roll down the windows and blow smoke out into their air.

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Back in the day when I did Tile, I was in Boulder (im)proper at a city counselmans property. I was cited for smoking in public while sitting on my tailgate. (back when I Still smoked)
I Readjusted the contract to reflect the additional 48 hours it was going to take me to drive in and out of the county for my smoke breaks as well as the subsequent cost increases.
The councilman took the ticket to a judge and claimed "private property" on his behalf.
Fucking hypocrites.

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Originally Posted by Jordanls19

Hey! I've met some real nice girls in Trinadad, and they have a gunsmith school there So be nice. At least,.............

IT'S NOT FUCKING VAIL!!!!!!!!

but seriously finish that construction already, i've lived here for 8 years and been driving to NM for 8 years and still building?

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1) Haven't met any girls there (and don't want the wife to kill me if I did) so I'll take your word for that.

2)Hell yes! Not too many real gunsmith schools left, especially good ones

3)That construction has been going on since before 1999. Every single time I've driven to Albuquerque it's in there somewhere.

And, IT'S NOT FUCKING VAIL!!!!!![ROFL1]

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Hahaha. For some reason my cummins really rolls the coal when I'm driving thru that town[Coffee]

One time we went 4 wheeling above Boulder and my buddy blew his engine right in a stream. He dumped all the oil in his Jeep into the top of a Boulder stream. We laughed and towed him home.