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Let’s create the longest joke ever posted on the internet! I'll start with a line and everyone can chime in with another line and so on and so on. Copy and paste and then add on your line and we'll see what develops over the Holidays.
Did you hear the one about the...
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...
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Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin...
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
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And then one day she began to pray...
For there upon the floor before her lay....Quote:
Originally Posted by Wallary
(on second thought...)
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...
For there upon the floor before her lay....
An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...
Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay....Quote:
Originally Posted by Blubyue
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
But alas they could not flee.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Mazin
Originally Posted by Mazin
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
But pee he could not, as his innards was shot.....Quote:
Originally Posted by StagLefty
Originally Posted by Mazin
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
But pee he could not, as his innards was shot..... Now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens..
As to their origin, one not knows of where or when....Quote:
Originally Posted by mx'r
Only that they were sold by a shady guy named ben...Quote:
Originally Posted by BPTactical
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
But pee he could not, as his innards was shot..... Now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens...As to their origin, one not knows of where or when....Only that they were sold by a shady guy named ben...He who hides in the shadows with pale, ashy skin...
And wears upon his face a peculiar grin...Quote:
Originally Posted by Wallary
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
But pee he could not, as his innards was shot..... Now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens...As to their origin, one not knows of where or when....Only that they were sold by a shady guy named ben...He who hides in the shadows with pale, ashy skin...And wears upon his face a peculiar grin.. He works through the night and then by dawn, all the Sten's seem to be gone..
And then he discovered he had been played like a pawn.....Quote:
Originally Posted by mx'r
Did you hear the one about the...little girl in lace...Who put a smile on everyone's face...She was ugly as sin and not very thin...and she knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin..and sold guns for a double win...everyone was jealous of her original sin...Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray...For there upon the floor before her lay....An intruder, spent casings, from which she play...Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.... As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang; come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me...
But alas they could not flee.....as they'd had too much coffee and had to pee...
But pee he could not, as his innards was shot..... Now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens...As to their origin, one not knows of where or when....Only that they were sold by a shady guy named ben...He who hides in the shadows with pale, ashy skin...And wears upon his face a peculiar grin.. He works through the night and then by dawn, all the Sten's seem to be gone...And then he discovered he had been played like a pawn...He injected her with a non-poisonous spiders venom in hopes to increase her desire to spawn...
So she reported him to her local Walmart shift manager.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wallary
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Originally Posted by BigBear
Did you hear the one about the little girl in lace,
Who put a smile on everyone's face?
She was ugly as sin and not very thin,
She knew Bugs Bunny was not her kin.
And she sold guns for a double win,
Everyone was jealous of her original sin...
Garage built SMG's, I believe were Stens.
And then one day she began to pray,
For there upon the floor before her lay,
An intruder, spent casings, from which she play,
Her deadly song, which beckoned him to stay.
As bullets began to riddle his body, she sang;
come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.
But alas they could not flee,
As they'd had too much coffee and had to pee.
But pee he could not, as his innards was shot,
And now thickens the plot, of the garage made Stens.
As to their origins, one not knows of where or when,
Only that they were sold by a shady guy named Ben.
He who hides in the shadows with pale, ashy skin,
And wears upon his face a peculiar grin.
He works throught he night and then by dawn,
All the Sten's seem to be gone.
Then he discovered he'd been played like a pawn.
He injected her with a non-poisionus spiders venom in hopes to increase her desire to spawn..
So she reported him to her local Walmart shift manager.
He said if she did, he would damage her.
This Ben was a large mean old man, and he had the little girl in lace in the palm of his hand..